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  Political parties, for instance

  I am very mindful... I have a mind, and my head is full of it... I think... I do be thinking more lately, my libtard doctor says its bad for me... meh, I'll just take another vax and be fine in the morning.

  2026-03-08 22:45

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  Bjork advice

  Well yeah... I'd imagine so since it's nearby her pissing tube

  2026-03-08 22:44

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  You thought wrong bucko

  Whenever coming across such people I simply talk to them as politely as possible... while simultaneously being as condescending as possible, cuz stupid people need to be talked to stupidly!

  2026-03-08 22:43

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  Good pick down line

  Well some of us don't have the confidence that you do.

  2026-03-08 22:40

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  Old computers leave memories and a few headaches

  I love how Microslop is considered a slur/bad word and is censored by Microslop!

  2026-03-06 22:38

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  Florida sheriff dialogue

  They valued my stuff more than their life... stay strapped or get clapped as they say.

  2026-03-06 22:37

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  Vibes alone tell you the show will fail

  Both? Both. Both is good. Both is good.

  2026-03-06 22:36

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  The world sure has a funny way of competing

  Honestly, McDonalds has fallen from their throne. BurgerKing has been making some amazing burgers as of late.

  2026-03-05 23:34

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  Thirty years later and still learning the right way

  OP: *Flaps you* You: *Does perfect flip* Cool Trick +300

  2026-03-05 23:31

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  Me, too.

  Stop thinking, it spaghettis my noodles.

  2026-03-05 22:50

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  Youtube demonetized again

  What if I were to trade u ur windows 7 and ur old i7 4790k for my never opened, still in the box, Nerf N-Force Vendetta Double Sword?! Go ahead, look it up, you'll thank me later.

  2026-03-05 13:54

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  Folks online arguing about the strangest things

  Yes... both r true...

  2026-03-05 11:38

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  Another game dead

  Churro? *holding out 2 churros*

  2026-03-05 11:37

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  Kids wont understand

  Still can without the need of buying a DVD attachment.

  2026-03-05 11:35

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  Boss hires experienced worker and instantly regrets it

  Ah yes... hiring off of DEI or just cause you don't want to give someone a raise, almost too funny. So I'm refused the job, but the retard on the forklift backing up without looking behind him and while lowering the pallet is a must?

  2026-03-05 11:34

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  Even heroes should ask a few questions first

  Funny enough, had Obi-Wan listened to him, he would've given up Chancellor Palp as the sith lord.

  2026-03-05 11:31

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  Me, too.

  First, learn how to hold a glass of wine, you fucking pig! Secondly, this would be very terrible if Iran did such a thing... now if only they could get thru our defenses... oh well... guess its time to frame Iran for destroying US property again.

  2026-03-05 11:27

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  world leader

  Forget having 3 people as demon hunters, this guy could do it in his sleep!

  2026-03-05 11:25

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  Some facts arrive with far too much anger

  - Brought to you by bugs

  2026-03-05 11:22

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  Buying sand monsters online seemed like a good idea

  Thus he nuked the country of turkey

  2026-03-05 11:20

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  The most dangerous relationship question

  Truer words hath never been spoken...

  2026-03-05 11:18

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  Some stories are simply too big for one film

  That would kinda be cool ngl, as it pans out to show him finishing his last letter before they hang him upside down on the cross.

  2026-03-05 11:17

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  Youtube demonetized again

  Thats to say they ever had their shit together in the first place. After Windows 7 everything went down hill...

  2026-03-05 11:14

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  Gamers never waste time fixing the fun

  Can I get the less terrifying one pls...

  2026-03-05 11:13

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  Opening shift discovers the chaos of last night

  But I'm already struggling on my $500 monopoly money a day pay!

  2026-03-05 11:13

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  Love in small moments that mean everything

  Perfect love like this was never meant to last, but oh how it will be cherished...

  2026-03-05 11:08

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  Garlic tent defense

  Who let a ferret onto a meme app?!

  2026-03-05 11:05

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  Pulled pork Pamela

  Not with that attitude you won't

  2026-03-05 10:53

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  Reality Check

  Okay, so we got a sphere, a rhombus, a pyramid, and a circle... they kinda do things... I guess. They all hate each other... keep calling the circle pointless for some reason...

  2026-03-04 02:55

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  Youth

  This has happened once and I am still looking for you, Rachel Boseman... wherever you are... I will find you... I will have my 13 hoodies, 7 glasses, 2 jeans, and 29⅛ of my eye contacts back!

  2026-03-04 02:49

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  type shit

  So you can force urself to faint via laughing for a few minutes... ofc, said laughing must be strong enough, but nonetheless interesting.

  2026-03-04 02:45

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  Mini Cthulhu

  Octopus: "Yowai mo"

  2026-03-04 02:43

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  Gen Z said no thanks to the bar tab

  I drink from time to time, but only drink for the taste, not to get drunk. I like enjoying my night and morning!

  2026-03-03 21:29

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  Gen Z said no thanks to the bar tab

  Wizard: "I CAST FIREBALL!" *Drinks a bottle of fireball*

  2026-03-03 21:28

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  Motorbike before marriage

  I dunno why, but I dislike the idea of kissing my wife infront of several people... either stage freight with trains or I'm just shy on the inside. Will cuddle for a cheesy gordita crunch from TacoBell for $4.99!

  2026-03-03 21:26

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  We forget disasters until the next one

  No one realizes taco bell has created the most efficient form of fuel... for only $1.39...

  2026-03-03 21:24

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  When LAN parties were the real arena

  Wonder why all the men r shirtless and aren't disgusting fat basement dwellers is thnx to the extreme heat generated by their PCs and LoL(Oct 27th, 2009) had yet to be released!

  2026-03-03 21:22

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  Wrong monday raw

  I just laughed at the idea of this woman having her husband smash her before he can video games like having to eat ur veggies before being excused!

  2026-03-03 21:18

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  Accountability used to mean something

  That doesn't sound like a marriage...

  2026-03-03 21:15

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  Renting to Dusty has been a lesson in patience

  Noice...

  2026-03-03 21:12

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  Main character syndrome

  I am offended by your f-*BLEED* censorship!

  2026-03-03 21:11

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  alpha podcast

  Woman: "I don't have to listen to you!" Me: *unloads a round into the ceiling* Woman: "I'm listening..."

  2026-03-03 07:43

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  Looking for work changes a man

  I know it may be obvious by now, but having cultural affirmation in your job is an absolute must.

  2026-03-03 07:41

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  A castle in Japan for the price of a dream

  Make ghosts pay rent

  2026-03-02 21:40

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  Money diff debate

  Not really... if you're spending ur money willy nilly, ye. But if you understand what is essential and isn't and put aside money for "fun money". But to each their own. I guess I'm just more frugal than most.

  2026-03-02 21:36

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  Milton & the big red stapler

  But sir, ur job can be replaced by a chat bot!

  2026-02-28 22:32

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  Marriage should not feel this lonely

  Thats a lot of words... too bad I ain't reading them!

  2026-02-26 23:21

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  Internet chose violence

  He was okay ig Nvr really watched em, but he seemed pretty cool.

  2026-02-26 23:17

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  Peace of mind often has a price

  Where part 1

  2026-02-26 23:16

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  Peace of mind often has a price

  This we can agree on... wait a minute... I swear I've seen u before, not in previous memes a day or two ago... have we talked before, like months ago?

  2026-02-26 23:15

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  Peace of mind often has a price

  Unpopular opinion... unpopular opinions are dumb and so are the ones making them!

  2026-02-26 23:14

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  Selective hearing is my true superpower

  Finally, something I can relate to... now if only I had a wife.

  2026-02-26 23:06

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  Marriage should not feel this lonely

  Projecting much?

  2026-02-26 10:48

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  NHL vs NBA toughness explained in one clip

  Also... Cope harder

  2026-02-26 08:14

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  NHL vs NBA toughness explained in one clip

  R u Canadian? If so, why u so mean? Aren't all Canadians supposed to be super duper nice?

  2026-02-26 08:13

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  Marriage should not feel this lonely

  Sounds like quitter talk. Also sounds like u just got tired of trying... which is also defeatist talk. Learn to try again my friend, you don't gotta be so nihilistic abt it. You'll make it, just gotta keep getting back up rather than crawling.

  2026-02-26 08:12

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  That quiet sting of second place in a friendship

  Better than being labeled racist... only one group accepts racists, and that's NASCAR...

  2026-02-26 08:11

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  We are not admiring your bike we just want silence

  Also... *waves it in ur ass*

  2026-02-25 16:43

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  We are not admiring your bike we just want silence

  FunStory: Me and my brother were at walmart for a bike pump, and as we made our way down the isle, he saw a bike horn... gave it a squeeze... now anytime someone cuts me off while I'm on my bike I simply pull out my horn and honk at em.

  2026-02-25 16:42

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  That quiet sting of second place in a friendship

  Well thank you, I've been very lonely as of late and having a homie I can rely on is very nice and considerate of you!

  2026-02-25 16:41

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  Unemployed friend carry

  I'm the therapist of my friend group. Yet when I wanna play patient, suddenly I'm just overreacting...

  2026-02-25 16:39

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  Marriage should not feel this lonely

  Just sit down with her and talk it thru if it is truly bothering you, it would be if it were me... I love talking to others. Talk, go to marriage counseling(specifically at a church u can trust). If u love her, fight for her. Good luck, brother.

  2026-02-25 16:35

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  Marriage should not feel this lonely

  Or you could simply sit down, talk, maybe even go to marriage counseling? U give terrible advice. At least try to fix the problem rather than nuking it.

  2026-02-25 16:33

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  Sea level genius

  STOP HIM... BROKE KIDS IN AFRICA ARE DROWNING!!!

  2026-02-25 16:31

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  Wait they can hear us

  Me: *holds up American Girl doll* "Can... can you speak?" Doll: "Just as in genetics, unnecessary information and memories must be filtered out to stimulate the evolution of the species." Me: "What..." Doll: "Eat your veggies!"

  2026-02-25 16:28

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  NHL vs NBA toughness explained in one clip

  Why is everyone hating on Canada? I've been out of the loop for a LONG while...

  2026-02-25 16:22

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  That quiet sting of second place in a friendship

  Pretty sus that ur immediate thought is gae...

  2026-02-24 20:51

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  Reminder to never buy new furniture when owning a cat

  My cat does this all over my room! She'll just lie down and present her belly and meow at me non-stop, yet she despises belly rubs!

  2026-02-24 20:48

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  AYOOO

  Well someones obsessed...

  2026-02-24 20:46

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  Uh Oh

  Jokes on you, I already drank ur coffee and replaced it with the special brew from Breaking Bad Season 3, Episode 6, "Sunset"!

  2026-02-24 20:45

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  We are not admiring your bike we just want silence

  Oi... as a proud owner of a scoot scoot 9000, I'd appreciate some respect for all the other two wheeled moving metal beasts!

  2026-02-24 20:41

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  Hello my fellow dumbasses.

  Wait, they're people in California?! I thought y'all were reduced... to atoms... used the stones to destroy the stones...

  2026-02-24 20:37

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  I Know Too Much

  Thats my friend, but in a toxic way. Info dumping can be fun every once in a while, but EVERY single time the conversation even slightly leans that way and u need to rudely interrupt everyone just to make ur point?

  2026-02-24 20:35

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  PC trumps logic, reason and fairness

  There in China, they make em smart. Here in American, they make em either fat, stupid, and retarded or extremely American in all that one could dream of being...

  2026-02-24 20:31

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  Women

  First a misandrist, then a copy cat?! I was gonna say the exact same thing as her to her!

  2026-02-24 20:29

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  Women

  A woman that is actually self thinking and chooses not to be retarded?! This is a rare find indeed... unless, she is a he posing as a she for the hee hee's!

  2026-02-24 20:29

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  Women

  This woman sounds like a redditor... existence only justified by arguing with someone and actively seeking out to be the devils advocate... kinda like Evelyne.

  2026-02-24 20:25

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  Fooling the system like boys used to

  Cop: Sir, are you high in this picture? Him: No, officer... I was sitting down.

  2026-02-24 20:11

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  Bumble said nevermind

  Okay, I can do the second part, but having trouble doing the first part... any suggestions?

  2026-02-24 20:10

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  That quiet sting of second place in a friendship

  Have I not been with you through thick and thin?! Have I not aided you in your times of need?! Yet after all I've done for you, all I've sacrificed, I am but a friend?!!

  2026-02-24 20:08

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  again bro

  You got fudge? All I got is Star Wars Battle Front II for the PS2...

  2026-02-24 20:07

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  So just like the left, you're no diff in the terms of being of sheep like mindset. Think for yourself rather than relying on votes/popularity.

  2026-02-24 12:11

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  Scientific: As Einstein famously noted, if a theory is true, popularity is irrelevant; if it is false, one person bringing evidence is enough to disprove it, regardless of how many people believe otherwise.

  2026-02-24 12:11

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  Historical: Believing that smoking was safe because millions of people did it for years. Contemporary: A public consensus on a policy issue may be popular, but it can be based on completely false information.

  2026-02-24 12:11

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  The Bandwagon Effect: Humans have a natural inclination to conform to the crowd to fit in, leading to the adoption of popular beliefs without critical examination.

  2026-02-24 12:09

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  Manipulation by Emotion: Votes are frequently driven by fear, emotional appeals, or prejudice rather than logical reasoning or evidence.

  2026-02-24 12:09

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  Vulnerability to Disinformation: In the modern era, social media algorithms can create echo chambers where misinformation spreads rapidly, making it easy to create a false sense of consensus (a "manufactured majority").

  2026-02-24 12:09

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  Truth is Not Democratic: The consensus of the crowd is irrelevant to the truth or falsity of a statement. Historically, this has led to massive errors, such as the widely held belief that the Earth was the center of the universe.

  2026-02-24 12:09

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  This approach confuses popularity with objective evidence, making it possible for widespread ignorance, misinformation, or prejudice to be mistaken for fact.

  2026-02-24 12:08

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  The greatest con to relying on votes to determine truth is the argumentum ad populum fallacy (also known as the "bandwagon fallacy"), which assumes that because a majority of people believe something, it must be true.

  2026-02-24 12:08

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  ... it did, harsh as it is to say such. Really, at this point, its just pointing fingers. Neither party was clean, both had problems. So as much as you might want to be right, ur wrong... also r u having a stroke or is English just not ur strong suit?

  2026-02-24 12:05

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  As for ur "D" statement, jeez dude, learn to spell... From what you've said, and I have addressed the arguement, the guy seemed to be with the girl even while the rumor went around, its his fault for allowing societal pressure to lead him where...

  2026-02-24 12:04

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  "Oh? She lied? Well thats terrible of her! Guess I was wrong to judge him so harshly...". Say what you will, but as long as you believe what you do, it will never change. You make it impossible because u believe its impossible.

  2026-02-24 11:58

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  You say the boy was damned the moment he was labeled a rapist, yet that isn't how it works. Yes, it may be harder to get a date, but if pubicly proven innocent and having the girl make a public statement that she lied would lead society to say...

  2026-02-24 11:57

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  Such logic isn't invalid or flawed, it is how it works. How life works. How reality works. If you allow what the world says you are or what they label you as, then you will be a slave to their lies.

  2026-02-24 11:56

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  The father could've sued the family, a revenge of legal standing. But no. Out of emotional distress, he chose to do unto others as he had been done... and so, he has become no better than the girl.

  2026-02-24 11:54

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  As for "C", so boy committed suicide, so the boys father is very much in the wrong for killing the girl. He made his choices, and now must deal with the consequences. His death is on her, and the law will punish her for it.

  2026-02-24 11:53

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  Has there not been SEVERAL key moments in history where the votes lead to something far worse despite a majority of votes leaning to said thing? So no, votes don't mean anything aside that people agree/disagree on the matter. This is not factual.

  2026-02-24 11:51

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  As for the "democracy is a being right be voting power", freakin stroke happened there, does the left not vote for people with ideals and logic that would greatly harm America?

  2026-02-24 11:50

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  BELIEVE ALL WOMEN YOU BIGOTS!!!

  That aside, as for addressing my previous statement, you didn't shut it down, you simply explained what happened, my opinion still stands. This place is full of retarded individuals who rely on anger and hypocrisy to debate on any and all topics.

  2026-02-24 11:48

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