Grumpasaurus

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Prairie Faeries?

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Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-05 08:15

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No Shave November Men Wholesome

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Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-04 19:23

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84% 251

Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-04 18:39

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Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-04 14:38

That's not a moon!

79% 177

Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-04 14:38

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78% 173

Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-04 14:38

True story

88% 269

Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-04 14:38

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Motorcycle Wholesome

87% 223

Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-04 06:32

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92% 472

Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-04 03:08

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Baked Dank Memes

87% 348

Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-03 23:06

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65% 215

Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-03 22:06

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Newsdroid Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck

78% 244

Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-03 10:39

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Argument Couple Threesome

92% 534

Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-02 15:52

Koff koff!

74% 238

Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-02 12:53

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Grumpasaurus | 2024-12-01 12:29

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Grumpasaurus | 2024-11-28 22:03

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Grumpasaurus | 2024-11-28 22:02

Avoiding the woke & broke.

76% 234

Grumpasaurus | 2024-11-27 05:22

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Latest comments

Title
Question: What nation doesn't have a corruption problem?

20m
0
an outlandish overreach of government!
I've got pets. At my house the 5-second rule has been changed to the 5-hairs rule.

15h
+9
Bruno
"It's their people" * Soylant Green

17h
+4
I drew this because I was hungry
Mmmm! Haitian style taco cat.

17h
0
Hero
"I don't have a square to spare."

20h
+7
Hee hee
*Palpatine* "Good, good. Now kill her. Kill her now!"

1d
+1
why is she even on the court to begin with
Exchange puny gavels for Maxwell's Silver Hammer and you've got yourself a deal.

1d
+1
Incredibly Based Edit
????

1d
+1
Fat Albert
"Hey, hey, hey, I love to eat gays!"

2024-12-05 11:04
+1
that was an unnecessary stat to show, someone got fired f...
We are brothers from another mother. I haven't won any title with Liverpool either.

2024-12-05 11:02
+2
puppy therapy
I needed therapy for my arrogant personality disorder. I had to lay down also, but they painted my head like a fire hydrant before they released the hounds. I'm no longer arrogant, just all pissy.

2024-12-05 02:53
+1
Christmas time meme
My family made a rule that I say, "Don't come in here!" when I leave the bathroom.

2024-12-04 03:17
+2
Bird building an umbrella to protect kids from the rain
You mean weird "AI" Yankovic?

2024-12-04 03:09
+3
How to detox
Never gonna detox. I'd lose 99% of my personality.

2024-12-04 03:06
+2
Title
What's Jenny's phone number? I know Mike Tyson's is fee fi fo, fee fo fi fo.

2024-12-04 03:02
+1
he likes to fudge the truth, why not try cookies?
I guess he always was a fudge packer.

2024-12-04 02:55
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Peg it
Told my therapist about my reoccurring dream of me turning into a teepee and then into a wigwam. He said I was 2 tents.

2024-12-04 02:52
+1
Copy
He's not living anymore. Quit doing that somewhere around 1995.

2024-12-04 02:47
+4
Bob
How do you think he rang the doorbell?

2024-12-03 17:34
+1
The abundant hipocrisy of the left on display
Want to put on ice, Berg?

2024-12-03 17:28
-1
fashion can be weird
Oh, no! There's a fungus among us. Don't panic - try to be a good spore about it.

2024-12-03 16:34
+2
Bye Nathan
"Hey, I'm staying on this app. No need to sell me on it."

2024-12-03 10:54
+6
Dream home...
You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!

2024-12-03 03:47
+1
there's a football team called Brest, and it's so hard to...
How does it end? I'd like to know the breast of the story.

2024-12-02 23:54
+4
Posting cute cat memes yet again
Why does that cat not have any eyes?

2024-12-01 01:32
+4
Stupid vegans...
Hunter Biden had a twin sister named Gatherer Biden. She died when she rolled down a hill and gathered no moss. Oh, look at that, I forgot to take my meds today.

2024-12-01 01:24
+1
Tampon Tim's family
Hey, hey, hey. Contrary to what you think, "Pedo Pete" did not get re-elected. Trump won.

2024-11-30 15:56
+5
i don't think you're equipped for this mission big man
"We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better. Better, stronger, faster." Oh, I'm talking about the car. The people in there died more horribly than the people crushed in that Titan submersible.

2024-11-30 15:45
+10
Woman love husband.
Alright Alright. I'll try to lose some weight. A lot of weight.

2024-11-30 15:38
+12
French
When the plant based engine ignites & burns up, is it called "French Toast"?

2024-11-30 15:33
+1
Oh no this meme contains too much science for me
Oh, we have "Schrödinger's pussy/box" experiment. Let's just say I never get this.

2024-11-30 01:49
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some girls are good girls. The love a woman gives you can...
I cry a lot around my wife, especially when I try to get romantic. I told my doctor this and I wanted my meds adjusted. He said, "No, that pepper spray has that effect on most people."

2024-11-30 01:40
+4
Tua memes
My dyslexia saw Tua having 2 STDs.

2024-11-30 01:34
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George Lucas quotes
That part was a jab at George Dubya's presidency.

2024-11-30 01:22
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Impressive gymnastic skills
Depressing. If I walk & chew gum at the same time, I will have an unexpected gasp for air & get said gum stuck on my epiglottis. Fun for everyone but me.

2024-11-30 01:12
+6
Matt Everflus getting fired meme
Get rid of the video game crap.

2024-11-30 00:59
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Please enter a title for your meme.
Vector's evil twin.

2024-11-29 23:30
+10
Real
Say what?

2024-11-29 23:27
+3
Free
Diversity? White people are not very well represented. 75% of US population is white, but only 57% of prison population is white. What's the deal?

2024-11-29 01:23
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Happy turkey day
Also in: Oprah Winfrey arrested. She was searched at an airport & they discovered 50 lbs of crack.

2024-11-28 23:09
+3
Gay people Thanksgiving
We call 'em Rocky Mountain Oysters where I'm at. Have a ball!

2024-11-28 21:16
+1
Merry Christmas.
Guitar anyone?

2024-11-28 20:59
+1
please, read daily!
They all got hauled there in the paddy lock wagon.

2024-11-28 20:39
+2
Gay people Thanksgiving
For a special occasion, the testicle festival.

2024-11-28 20:37
+3
THIS....
...starting up oil production can be expensive, so OPEC can control the market by raising & lowering the prices & production. That's where independence is good. If the USA can be independent with needed commodities & not be at the whims of other countries,

2024-11-28 20:16
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THIS....
... not good for their economy long term. While a punitive tariff can initially hurt the country implementing it, it can encourage locals to fill the need. When OPEC drops prices low enough, other countries quit producing oil because their costs are more..

2024-11-28 20:12
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THIS....
...trade deficits often require some evening of things. You are sending money out of your economy and adding to some other country's. If they don't buy from you because they have a protective tariff that encourages their people to shop local, that's not...

2024-11-28 20:03
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THIS....
Other countries have tariffs. They can be protective. If a country charges a tariff on American made products, said country buys less. The country buys from other sources. If tariffs are 1 sided, negotiations occur to even things out. Trade deficits...

2024-11-28 19:56
+6
Something is fishy with Greta Thunberg - Simon Goddek
Click on the meme. It will be by itself. Now you can enlarge it enough to read.

2024-11-28 19:27
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They are the same as the right
I think he should shower with a 4 year old ...... toaster.

2024-11-28 02:45
+3
Chill guy is no more
It's an optical illusion caused by her huge head. It's big enough to affect tides & weather patterns. Her effects on global warming is unfathomable.

2024-11-28 02:41
+1
the year is 2035
Two weeks! ... Two weeks!

2024-11-28 01:54
+2
Lost my glasses and my dignity in one test
Because wearing glasses automatically makes you smarter. See Professor Hulk.

2024-11-28 01:29
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Your in danger
It checks out. Everyone has an "in danger". I was confessing my "in danger" (wearing an anti-taylor swift shirt at fufu coffee shop) and the priest laughed & said "that's your 'in danger'?"

2024-11-27 19:34
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Butch-head
Heh heh! You said "lezby friends".

2024-11-26 01:49
+1
You would die within hours
Added fun: make sure said hat has head lice!

2024-11-24 13:30
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buscemi
Do us all a favor and stay home or use drive-thru, but don't go to restaurant if you hate tipping. If it's customary to tip, don't bother the help by stiffing them.

2024-11-24 13:28
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how many
That's the gag. He already cut his dick off.

2024-11-24 13:20
+3
Pandagiest
Needs wheelie bars put in front.

2024-11-24 02:49
+8
Elon to buy MSNBC and replace Maddow with Rogan
Rachel Madcow

2024-11-24 02:08
+4
Even Plato knew
Democracy = mob rule

2024-11-23 12:17
+3
He's completely lost the plot
From Missoula. 90% of the population is half mental.

2024-11-23 03:10
+8
wholesome, best partner for travelling
Some winks are worth more than other winks.

2024-11-23 02:58
+2
If you are feeling upset
Words of inspiration: A person can commit suicide for under a dollar. Goodnight everyone!

2024-11-23 02:57
+2
Cursed AI generated image
Are you saying they've got some type of "feetish"?

2024-11-23 02:35
+5
Cleveland Browns vs Pittsburgh Steelers meme
Haha! Steelers lost! It was a good day.

2024-11-23 02:33
+3
What's the FUNNIEST Meme of 2024
Dickweed

2024-11-23 02:14
+1
Fags
Fake news. There are no Democrat men. Just women and twinkies.

2024-11-22 12:26
+2
wiping boogers
Sorry for you, man. The killer driver might have had an accident. Getting stabbed to death is not an accident.

2024-11-21 16:59
+9
A Florida man is taking legal action against Netflix due ...
Yes.

2024-11-21 15:46
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His cowardness saved him one last time
Welp. Either way he was gonna lose his job.

2024-11-21 12:23
+1
Jaguar rebranding meme
Did Jaguar introduce a new line of perfume?

2024-11-21 12:21
+2
Was the Older Format Better?
Some of the copy is very small and I would enlarge the meme so the copy would be easier to read. Can't do that now.

2024-11-21 12:14
+3
German exchange student meme
"Inconceivable!" "I've gradually drank more & more beer since I was 3 and now I have an immunity to it."

2024-11-21 11:46
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A Florida man is taking legal action against Netflix due ...
I dunno. I just wish someone from Florida would sue Netflix.

2024-11-20 17:42
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Queen Elizabeth's final five words. Wrong answers only
Doesn't matter, I outlived Diana.

2024-11-20 17:41
+11
God provides and greed takes it away.
Slowing growth of cancer cells makes them "stall out" and they soon die.

2024-11-19 12:41
+2
Trump's top CIA pick is Kash Patel
And your sister's bicycle seat. I'm talking to jokkestrap12345.

2024-11-19 12:29
+1
she's a viking
Didn't freeze. The freezing causes the body's cells to burst & revival becomes impossible. Notice the body temperature was well above freezing temperature.

2024-11-19 12:27
+5
freeee birrrrd
Freebird is one of the best songs ever. I pity those that always associate it with a scene from Forest Gump. The Fabulous Freebirds from pro wrestling is a better association.

2024-11-19 12:14
+1
Following clues
Those teenagers are vigilantes and should be punished for taking the law into their own hands. Relax everyone. I will chase them down myself as soon as I'm done with this chocolate pie. Mmmm! I'm thinking of having another piece! Anyone got a recipe?

2024-11-19 12:07
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If you totally recall...
The deep•staters are mutants, so don't get upset when you see 'em.

2024-11-19 00:08
0
C is dead, send out a... D-version
This ain't politics. Don't be koi and give us a straightforward answer.

2024-11-18 23:52
+3
get a life
Kid forgot to call her an old stretched out slut.

2024-11-18 13:15
+11
If you read it on the internet
Forget the flammenwerfer. We now have the armed and fully operational furzenpupsen.

2024-11-18 13:10
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Kristen Stewart meme
Freedom of choice. Goes for everyone. She can do whatever she wants. We have the right to mock her choice.

2024-11-18 13:04
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Jake Paul will fight Clint Eastwood
Jake Paul's fight with Mike Tyson was like arm wrestling a girl - a no-win scenario. If he lost, how embarrassing, he lost to an old guy. If he won, he was supposed to, and now the ridicule for beating someone he was to easily defeat.

2024-11-18 10:02
+2
George is 34 but identifies as a 1 year old
It's "Theodoric of Kaczynski, Medieval Bomber".

2024-11-18 01:09
+1
Can I get a break? We need a warning
For fun, make a movie or TV series with gratuitous violence towards the LGBTQ community.

2024-11-18 00:56
+2
True though (meme.com btw)
*U B

2024-11-18 00:41
+1
Heres the video
I really hate how they cut the video right before her head starts spinning à la "The Exorcist".

2024-11-18 00:36
+2
Do you know the whey
*Jesus* "I am the whey and the truth and the life."

2024-11-18 00:25
+5
Some of you might not be old enough so don't lose your head
That's why she was affectionately referred to as "Princess Die".

2024-11-17 01:28
+1
WAKE UP!
It'll kill ya! All people who drink that stuff eventually die. Plus, fish make love in that substance. Quit being a weird psycho trying to normalize ingesting that universal solvent.

2024-11-17 01:09
+3
Fucking mental disorders + society = FBI (Hoover's legacy)
And he's Jewish.

2024-11-17 00:44
+1
Money Tyson
It's Barack Obama after his lackey candidate lost to Trump.

2024-11-16 15:33
+1
I was told to smack her butt and hold on for the ride....
Never hit a lady! Caveat time! Not all female humans are ladies.

2024-11-16 15:28
+3
Great idea
Matt Walsh said he'd host that show for free.

2024-11-16 02:52
+1
4b
I like girls with tattoos. Yep, I think my chances are better with a woman willing to make decisions she'll regret later on in life.

2024-11-16 02:50
+5
CLASSIC
Appalled at OP's dark humor. The soccer coaches are all dying of AIDS! NOT FUNNY!

2024-11-15 13:46
+1

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