Latest comments

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  Checkmate

  I prefer the term jackass personally

  2014-04-11 02:53

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  No inspiration for a title

  okay

  2014-04-02 11:07

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  No inspiration for a title

  Fitting username for the meme

  2014-04-02 11:03

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  Where's the title?

  Too bad Michael Turner passed away. He was such a great guy and fantastic artist.

  2014-03-25 02:08

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  Finally, My Dream Come True!

  someone is a fan of synthol

  2014-03-06 12:17

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  fuck

  Am I the only one that spreads it with a butter knife so it's even?

  2014-02-19 01:33

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  hulk,hhadow the hedgehog,ssbmelee and pokemon

  Melee is still the best super smash bros. in my opinion

  2014-02-16 00:14

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  Tacos anyone?

  Just like in all vehicles today(or most) in the clutch system there's a master and slave cylinder. as well as hydraulic systems

  2014-02-10 20:49

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  Rocko's Modern Life

  LOOK INTO MY NIPPLES OF THE FUTURE!!!!

  2014-02-10 15:33

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  very far away

  fus ro burn!

  2014-02-06 19:31

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  Look Who I met at dinner tonight!

  ^^ Yeah I heard she's at Fry all the time, and my shirt says College Inn, it's the dorm I live in

  2013-12-05 21:37

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  Look Who I met at dinner tonight!

  Fuck yeah! I go to UNT too. That's how we met her. She doesn't go to school anymore, but she still lives in Denton

  2013-12-05 20:09

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  Look Who I met at dinner tonight!

  She was actually really nice. Let me and a bunch of my friends take a picture with her. She seems pretty laid back from what I could tell

  2013-12-05 03:18

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  last comment is a porn star

  Queen Nipple Twister. I'm a guy

  2013-11-25 23:33

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  dingos ate my baby

  thats the name of Oz's band in Buffy the Vampire slayer!!!

  2013-11-23 13:47

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  XD

  My blocks always had teeth marks where I would seperate them

  2013-11-14 01:30

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  .

  All aboard the feels train

  2013-11-07 00:03

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  El Trejo

  its from Breaking Bad

  2013-11-05 10:24

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  Epic

  Downvote me all you want but I thought Jack Nicholson was way better as Joker than Heath Ledger

  2013-10-30 14:21

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  :D

  That's in Denton! I go to school at UNT! I love that book store!!!

  2013-10-26 19:15

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  spoiler alert

  Fuck, and to think I was almost caught up on Netflix

  2013-10-25 23:45

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  It happens to the best of us...

  ^*real

  2013-10-25 10:48

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  It happens to the best of us...

  the funny thing is, being from Texas, most people don't know what really Mexican food is. point being, reall Mexican food doesn't give you the shits, its the fake stuff like taco bell that does

  2013-10-25 10:47

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  I chose a charmander. What about you guys? :D

  Torchic and Turtwig were my two favorites. Blaziken is a badass and Torterra is a fucking tank

  2013-10-22 12:27

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  but how why?

  I've dealt with that so much throughout college courses. The Pearson MyLab program sucks dick

  2013-10-15 17:38

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  nemi!

  She looks like that sea witch from Courage the Cowardly dog. The one who lives in the puddles

  2013-10-10 19:04

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  sex me lol

  Challenge accepted

  2013-09-25 14:04

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  Oh yes...

  Captain Falcon

  2013-09-18 02:15

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  :p

  I go to UNT. I mean. I know the cup says cunt but Go Mean Green?

  2013-09-15 21:51

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  Insidious 2. Did you like it?

  I did the double feature as well. Loved both of them. too bad James Wan said he was done with horror after this one

  2013-09-15 20:56

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  Yes

  That's fucking terrifying

  2013-09-14 05:50

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  Five guys

  Mooyah is the same way. First time I went I got a large fry for me and my girlfriend. They gave us two full bags

  2013-09-09 02:31

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  .

  ^Dat Videl

  2013-09-05 01:29

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  Favorite beer brand ?

  the label guy is testing the product

  2013-08-29 14:41

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  25th comment is The Nightwing

  Doesn't even make sense. Dick Grayson was robin, then turned into Nightwing. Tim Drake then Follows, then Damian Wayne. John Blake? nope

  2013-08-28 20:26

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  the asphalt

  I swear that's Adam Sandler's face from Happy Gilmore when he's telling the ball to get in the hole

  2013-08-27 00:42

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  suascer

  @porkcheezie are you fucking retarded? that's obviously Whataburger

  2013-08-23 16:52

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  Run double d RUNNNN

  I would still hit it. Fuck me right?

  2013-08-23 13:32

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  true story

  Leo's face is like "step off my dick nigga"

  2013-08-23 03:51

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  HEB knows what's up.

  Texas only

  2013-08-21 18:31

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  Any one :) anyone else

  Holy. Fucking. Shit. My Childhood

  2013-08-19 00:10

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  um........

  It's a giant devil's trap. Don't break the lines

  2013-08-15 02:24

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  MEDUSA

  Can I....Can I stick my dick in it?

  2013-08-15 02:01

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  Humanity's greatest moment

  Because, you know, Batman is rich enough to have a lightsaber

  2013-08-12 22:44

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  my dad...

  I love Happy Gilmore

  2013-08-12 18:02

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  women

  "an average women"

  2013-08-08 13:50

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  justin bieber, you asshole

  Green Day completely blows asshole now. But their pre American Idiot stuff is fantastic

  2013-08-06 00:51

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  goosefraba!

  @title Anger Management

  2013-08-05 00:04

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  Jack Churchill

  Man had balls of steel

  2013-07-31 19:06

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  SNESBOX BRO

  ^Zsnes is where its at. I've been using it for years!

  2013-07-24 20:06

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  Badass hunter

  Yeah, he was a traitor in Blade 2. So Wesley Snipes made his head explode. Blade 2 is my favorite of the trilogy

  2013-07-23 08:27

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  So gross but funny

  yup. definitely a Philly Fake Out

  2013-07-22 14:15

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  Nightwing's origin isn't as great as you think it is.

  I love the New 52 Nightwing

  2013-07-20 11:29

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  Please kill me

  The clay one kinda looks like Nicholas Cage

  2013-07-17 16:33

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  Ten minutes well soened

  either they have holes in their pants or they're shitting themselves, because it sure as hell doesn't look like their pants are pulled down

  2013-07-12 23:26

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  Hell on Earth

  I work in the West Texas oilfield where it gets 100+ every day swinging big ass pipe wrenches. it ain't that bad

  2013-07-12 22:28

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  so i saw this gentleman at apple store yesterday

  Wait. Why were you in the apple store? There seems to be a traitor in our midst

  2013-07-05 02:07

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  Haha boobs!;)

  Power Girl

  2013-07-05 02:02

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  Yes

  Parks and Recreation

  2013-07-04 21:19

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  sexy time

  When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead

  2013-07-03 01:21

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  chu....:,(

  Because we all know Raichu is about as useless as tits on a boar

  2013-06-30 03:06

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  allice in wonderland

  J. Scott Campbell is one of my favorite artists

  2013-06-28 11:53

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  it's true...

  Not even trying to be racist here, but all the old police cars I see are driven by black people

  2013-06-23 21:46

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  where is it?

  ^you're wrong. If Hitler never attacked Russia they could have focused on the western front and would have eventually taken Britain. Then eventually win the war. Hitler was just retarded and decided to attack Russia

  2013-06-22 02:37

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  Get it right

  They both look pretty gay to me. Commence downvoting

  2013-06-20 22:18

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  hay hay

  I saw Ticks and Leeches and the only thing I could think about was Tool

  2013-06-19 23:50

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  Murica!

  Ron Swanson Approves

  2013-06-10 23:10

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  murica

  Fuck Yeah Texas

  2013-06-07 21:13

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  the title

  how did this pass moderation

  2013-06-07 21:07

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  This Means War

  Yeah. Batman beat the shit out of superman with Kryptonite gloves

  2013-06-07 13:07

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  He Wants His Oscar Like Nicholas Cage Wants His Cake

  how is it a spoiler if "The Great Gatsby" was published in 1925?

  2013-06-03 17:10

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  Mexicans

  ya'll are fucking retarded. They're called Chuntaritos and all the dumbass Mexicans wear them because they think it looks cool. I live in Texas and see this shit way too often

  2013-05-31 03:37

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  An Infinitely Better Ending

  best ending to a game I've seen in a long time.(spoiler) Making Rapture and Columbia the same place and scenario in a different universe. Genius. The Little sisters even resemble Elizabeth in the way they dress

  2013-05-29 15:22

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  take my money

  not sure if I should be pissed that they used a beautiful car for a pool table or amazed at the awesome pool table

  2013-05-23 22:04

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  your childhood sold for a few dollors

  Holy shit. Nightmare Creatures

  2013-05-20 15:35

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  batman!!

  Here we go. the bar weighs 45 lbs. each plate weighs 45 lbs. theres 6 plates. 6x45 is 270. 270+45 is 315. not 305

  2013-05-18 02:32

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  Huehuehue

  Strange. never seen this before

  2013-05-18 02:28

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  inevitable

  its not called making out in the harry potter universe. its called snogging

  2013-05-16 17:55

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  favorite relatively unknown guitar solo?

  dem titties

  2013-05-16 17:52

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  so true

  and that's why there's so many fatasses in the united states

  2013-05-12 11:32

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  Taco Bell lol

  no matter how bad your life is, just remember someone out there has the last name Spitznoggle

  2013-05-10 02:12

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  iron man vs magneto

  your meme is bad and you should feel bad

  2013-05-09 22:12

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  I hate school

  this is how I felt on my Statistics final

  2013-05-09 13:16

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  lol idk

  Not sure if Batman or Wu Tang

  2013-05-08 18:40

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  A special kind of stupid...

  Someone needs some Pantera

  2013-05-07 04:25

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  Dragon's Maze in a couple days! :D

  @Piggy-Sloth mine is my mono black vamp deck from the zendikar block.

  2013-04-30 12:48

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  title gets it

  I always skip the boring stuff at the beginning

  2013-04-26 10:28

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  True story.

  I remember trying to carry the pistol, shotgun, and sniper in the original case. it was impossible

  2013-04-25 21:05

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  Isn't he from The Goonies aswell?

  This is wrong. look it up

  2013-04-25 21:03

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  Hotel Transylvannia

  Love this movie!

  2013-04-25 00:22

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  Arts and crafts in the universe.

  I am laughing way too hard at this

  2013-04-24 01:36

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  only kids who have seen tom and jerry will know this

  Favorite Tom and Jerry ever Excuse me n-nn-n-nephew, got a guitar string? Love that shit

  2013-04-22 01:32

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  love?

  3 year olds in kindergarten? I didn't start that shit until I was 5!

  2013-04-21 13:42

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  In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU.

  Soviet Russia doesn't exist anymore. communism fell in Russia about 20 years ago

  2013-04-21 13:39

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  oh my oh geeze....

  

  2013-04-16 21:00

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  call me: 36685442

  I was about to say. I have automatic windows and I still say roll down the window

  2013-04-16 09:10

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  Pokemon...

  Mewtwo

  2013-04-11 13:05

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  Homer

  100% at 36 votes

  2013-04-11 10:37

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  f*** you Wal-Mart

  Why anyone would want to buy Green Day's stuff after 2001 is beyond me

  2013-04-08 00:45

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  3rd comment gets downvoted

  ^^

  2013-04-04 13:10

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