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  The USA uses the imperial system which is British. Metric is the French system which all countries have adopted but not the US. Even the British moved over to metric as the imperial system was rubbish.

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  Let them eat it

  That shouldn't have been a cake but a pie. Then they would be forced to eat humble pie. As the saying goes. Google it. :-)

  2026-04-26 05:22

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  No....

  On a slightly different charge, in the UK, this is sort of true already, there's a charge called "Standing Charge" for gas and electric, which is charged daily and you have to pay it even if you don't use any energy for that day.

  2024-05-05 12:08

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  That tree disagrees.

  I know, it was annoying me too. It was sent to me like that and I was wanting to stick it in Photoshop to edit it, but I was out at the time.

  2022-02-24 18:51

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  Mainly Thingiverse as I have uploaded a couple of my own on there.

  2022-01-28 10:33

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  -_-

  I bought a 3D printer and been busy designing and printing stuff. I just haven't had much time for memes lately.

  2022-01-27 17:54

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  Censored

  You don't get it you cock jockey. It's supposed to be cropped like that. Are you a bit slow? Obviously if it was cropped badly with half the text missing, then you could have called it bad cropping.

  2020-12-14 22:35

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  Censored

  What are you going on about, obviously your eyes don't work. It's supposed to have a frame around it you moron. And besides, I didn't crop it, it was sent to me via WhatsApp.

  2020-11-29 18:55

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  Americans start using the metric system

  The Imperial system is actually the British system which America adopted but never switched to metric later like everyone else.

  2020-07-28 14:01

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  -_-

  @Troublinqs, Says the dumb asswipe who doesn't even know which virus this relates to. Could be Coronavirus in general, SARS, MERS, Coviod-19 (All are Corona-viruses) it's not new. Or the Spanish flue that killed millions. So your .2% is way off. B.T.W. I was sent it via WhatsApp but I did correct the grammar in it. This upload refers to viruses in general.

  2020-07-26 15:05

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  Watch the damn paintwork!

  I have sent a request to the Memedroid team to delete it.

  2019-11-21 20:03

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  Watch the damn paintwork!

  Oops, damn man I never realised. I was sent this via WhatsApp. Shame on me.

  2019-11-21 19:57

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  Imagine all the stuff you could download

  It's not 91GB (Giga Bytes) per second but 91Gb (Giga bits) per second. And it's their Intranet or Extranet not the Internet as such.

  2019-09-19 21:43

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  _-_-_-_-_

  I have CCTV, 4 cameras front and back with audio and it records in 1080p. It's crystal clear, I only have 500GB HDD and it records 24/7 for 7 days before overwriting. So a 8TB drive for 4 cameras would last month's. Depends on the camera quality.

  2018-12-06 16:15

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  How immature you inbred uneducated moron.

  2018-10-25 21:13

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  Idiots keep posting this. It's the Intranet not the Internet. You have Intranet, Internet and Extranet.

  2018-10-25 17:36

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  Punctuation is powerful!

  @REEE-with-no-fucks, What do you mean your post isn't shit? I have just checked your profile and you have only one post and it's shit. Wow you have been busy contributing to Memedroid, slow down there, you don't want to overload the Memedroid servers.

  2018-09-23 16:21

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  Punctuation is powerful!

  I take it you are illiterate: 1) capitalize your sentence. 2) If using a number between one through nine, you should always spell it out so you should have typed “one” and not “1”. 3) Braincell has a space in it “brain cell”. 4) Put a period at the end of the sentence. 5) You cannot have four E's in the English language like in your username. 6) Go back to school. You inbred moron. Oh the irony in your comment. Looks like you really need the brain cells yourself.

  2018-09-22 22:45

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  :-p

  I didn't call them idiots, it was made by someone else. I've been driving over 30 years and I've done this myself on rare occasions and I'm aware the hoses are made extra long for this reason. It's a joke, chill.

  2018-08-24 08:35

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  :-p

  

  2018-08-24 08:33

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  Game of 10mm spanners.

  Not all of them, check the arm rests, they are even smaller than 10mm. Mechanics will understand the title why I referenced 10mm though.

  2018-08-23 00:30

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  Speed of Light.

  @BatchC: Just because you don't believe it doesn't mean it's not true. You uneducated inbred. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

  2018-08-01 11:49

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  Speed of Light.

  You inbred ass licker, how is it a religion when I am not religious. Believing in life elsewhere doesn't mean you are religious. It's religious people who believe life only exists on Earth and nowhere else. So are you saying you are a religious freak?

  2018-08-01 11:38

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  Speed of Light.

  @batchc: So people should believe your faggoty ass rather than NASA or ESA. These are not my findings but taken from NASA. I just put them all in one pic. NASA believe there is a massive chance there is life rather than not.

  2018-08-01 08:16

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  Speed of Light.

  I think you'll find I was here before black_hole, I just post all kinds of stuff including space stuff.

  2018-07-31 18:21

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  Speed of Light.

  Learn to read, I didn't say we are alone. I am saying we are NOT alone. I made this because some people say we are alone, hence it says "DO YOU STILL THINK WE'RE ALONE". Now who's retarded?

  2018-07-31 18:18

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  Giz a lift dude?

  Yes, it's slang for Give Us. Commonly used in the UK in speech. Surely you must say that in the US as well? I've heard it in American movies so you must.

  2017-10-05 10:19

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  Before face blur....

  @ Isaacvk: Well she would be able to tell how old the photo is by 1) His arm's in a sling and he has a cast on. 2) His T-shirt.

  2017-09-15 05:00

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  Which one?

  Cont... It used to take a few hours to build a PC back then but now you can knock one up in less than 45 minutes, I have built well over 500 in my last job. It actually takes longer to install, update and configure the OS than build the actual PC.

  2017-09-15 04:39

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  Which one?

  It's easy now but a few years ago it was time consuming as you had to set memory addresses in the BIOS to stop clashing, set IRQs manually in Windows. Not many people could build them then but everything is idiot proof now and is all plug and play.

  2017-09-15 04:32

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  Nice Mod.

  This Mustafa cunt has been reposting all my stuff. I was ranked at number 7 at one point but stopped using this app so much.

  2017-06-03 12:33

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  Damn you SatNav!!!

  The @ is to indicate who the comment is directed @. (At). Try and keep up!

  2017-06-03 11:36

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  Damn you SatNav!!!

  @TheAwsomeJPC_NOT: It is a meme if you read the title and associate the GIF with it. On its own it wouldn't be a meme.

  2017-06-03 11:30

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  How's my driving?

  Yet you copied my meme about the Memedroid rules. If you check I made mine three months before you and you slightly modified your version, obviously yours is inferior. You meme thief.

  2017-05-14 21:05

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  Skewed

  While we are on the subject, type in askew in Google. It's old but it's for people who haven't seen it.

  2017-04-20 10:18

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  I'm Back!

  According to the specs the battery life is the same if not better than the original. It's not a touchscreen phone and new battery technology lasts longer than the old types used in the original 3310.

  2017-03-24 00:24

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  I'm Back!

  @Purepoison186: This doesn't have a touchscreen, it's already been showcased. Some people already have this but is officially released later this year. Google it instead of guessing.

  2017-03-17 12:10

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  I'm Back!

  Yes snake is on and battery life is the same as well so they say.

  2017-03-17 09:37

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  .

  ...aaaaaand divorce papers arrive for him the following day.

  2017-02-22 10:44

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  ░▒▓☺☻▓▒░

  You can only use certain ones and some are removed after you upload the meme.

  2017-02-08 05:34

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  White me can't jump!

  I am not white or black but an alien race sent here from a distant planet to deliver memes.

  2017-02-02 22:52

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  White me can't jump!

  Damn it! Typo in the title, should read: "White men can't jump". But I think you all knew that anyway. Sorry!

  2017-02-02 22:30

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  Camera shy dolphins.

  No you haven't, not with the text as I just put that on myself and posted it on here. You may have seen the original though without the captions.

  2017-02-02 00:32

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  When your song comes on.

  Strawberry or Raspberry, is my preference.

  2017-01-26 02:06

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  Andy's gone, time to play.

  You missed a good pun opportunity here, you should have said... "They're SHELF aware." Budum Tsssss.

  2017-01-11 01:15

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  We all have that one friend.

  It's weird how you are the one who said my post is a repost and then you say I am complaining about your content. I just told you, it's not YOUR content, it's content that you have stolen and claiming that it's yours. What a dick.

  2017-01-07 12:07

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  We all have that one friend.

  Go and get an education, Google it you asshole. Repost is something that has already been posted ANYWHERE hence making it a repost. Why do you thing they say Memedroid content is 90% reposts.

  2017-01-07 03:19

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  We all have that one friend.

  Listen ass jockey, a repost is something that has been posted anywhere and not just this app. Your stuff is all made by others. Mine is original and reposts. However I will never knowingly post something on this app if I've seen it on here.

  2017-01-07 02:26

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  We all have that one friend.

  (NOSHERKHAN) - My comment below was meant for you, I posted it below by accident.

  2017-01-05 13:50

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  We all have that one friend.

  1) You also reposted it you stupid ass wipe. It's an old GIF so it's not yours. 2) What's a Faggog? Did you mean to type your family name Faggot. 3) All your posts are reposts and you haven't made any original content. 4)

  2017-01-05 13:37

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  Precisely

  Yeah it was out but it was also in...the goal.

  2016-12-31 18:29

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  Beep Beep!

  I didn't Google a single one as all were sent to me and I just uploaded them Memedroid.

  2016-12-27 10:40

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  STOP! Humans...Dog Crossing!

  I would say it's the latter.

  2016-12-02 04:21

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  logic

  You can text to landlines and have been able to do so for over 15 years in the UK and probably a lot of other countries as well.

  2016-12-01 08:00

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  Dad caught it, don't worry

  Well, the title may be a clue.

  2016-11-22 09:34

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  Finally, we can all go back to the future.

  eBay, I checked earlier just to make sure it wasn't a joke.

  2016-11-10 21:34

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  Robot lives matter!

  They are arranging 9v batteries (PP3), you know the square ones.

  2016-10-27 12:02

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  New Android Live 3D Wallpaper.

  No I am just trolling, no idea what it is.

  2016-10-24 22:22

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  What kind of a sport is this?⚪⚫

  Err... Sarcasm, see my comment in the second post. Chill.

  2016-10-17 14:11

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  What kind of a sport is this?⚪⚫

  I know guys it was a Rhetorical question. I thought it was called hold your team mate in the air by his ass.

  2016-10-17 14:06

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  Boo Hoo

  You can see this original gif in my posts, there is nobody under the sheet originally. And yes that is John Travolta from the movie Pulp Fiction.

  2016-09-28 19:25

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  An Educational Gif.

  It's fully automatic, the trigger is pressed continuously. Google Automatic Glock. Looks like you ain't that guy after all.

  2016-09-15 15:19

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  New Spiderman mivie looks crap.

  Regardimg the typo in the title, sorry people it was getting really late.

  2016-09-11 00:55

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  Press "C" to Crab Crouch.

  Yeah but this is the Crab Crouch not the default crouch.

  2016-09-05 22:52

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  Drinking normally would be to easy.

  I know man, I seen it right after I pressed upload.

  2016-09-05 17:57

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  Run, I don't want my new outfit to get wet. Oh fuc....

  Jenna Louise Coleman. You're welcome.

  2016-08-19 04:32

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  A Cat Burger..ler. Budum Tsss.

  Obviously you are too thick to understand it. Put the title and the Gif together. Maybe you don't know what a cat burglar is. Go and Google it.

  2016-08-18 14:11

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  Zzz... Zzz...I smell food.

  I just Googled it and it says.. African pygmy hedgehogs — the species most commonly sought-after by pet owners — are illegal to keep as pets in Arizona, California, Georgia, Hawaii, Maine, Pennsylvania, Washington, D.C. and the five boroughs.

  2016-08-14 00:12

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  Spot the odd one out!

  ...and there isn't an odd one out, you have all been trolled.

  2016-08-13 04:47

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  Steal a kiss.

  12 year olds, I don't think so, those days are well behind me and so are my teens dude. Don't you mean horny 12 year old moderators?

  2016-08-09 19:07

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  School trips be like...Single file.

  The Gif was cut short and there are loads more. The camera pans all the way behind and there's a huge trail of them. This is now the third Gif cut short by Memedroid.

  2016-08-08 12:39

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  An Educational Gif.

  Shut up you pedo, your profile says "Looking for young girls to conquer" any man would be looking for Women not Girls unless you are a stupid 12 year old yourself. You sick cunt, I will find you and I will educate you. Then kill you.

  2016-08-08 10:20

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  An Educational Gif.

  Damn it, sorry people, that's twice Memedroid has cut off the last 3 seconds off the Gif. Not sure why this happens as it was way smaller than the maximum file size.

  2016-08-04 19:32

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  .

  It's the couple having sex in the trees behind, it's hard to see that's why it took 10 years to realise.

  2016-08-04 15:51

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  These two failed basic physics.

  Actually there are 4 people, don't forget the person videoing. You failed too.

  2016-08-03 12:28

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  That's one hell of a strong grip. ;-)

  Who said I was impressed with her grip you idiot. It was a sexual innuendo you fool. Besides I bet you couldn't do a single rep you wimp.

  2016-08-03 04:12

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  Those balls thrusting between her legs though.

  This is real, Google "woman on pool table" and you can see all his videos or here's the link https://youtu.be/RqziQX7eEv0

  2016-08-01 22:12

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  An Educational Gif.

  Ed Sheeran emailed it to me a few months ago. Just kidding, I found it online but can't remember where.

  2016-08-01 19:04

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  An Educational Gif.

  There's two threads, one on the top (Black), the other in the shuttle (Blue).

  2016-07-30 04:31

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  Low lifes on black friday.

  People who need groceries.

  2016-07-29 14:47

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  Get out of my turf human!

  Again someone claiming this is theirs. It's not yours as you too reposted it. I got it online and so did you not from Memedroid. Besides mines better as it has a higher rating.

  2016-07-29 10:59

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  An Educational Gif.

  Damn dude, Well done.

  2016-07-29 07:57

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  The floating sphere trick revealed.

  This gif has been around for over a year, it's been reposted on different sites. Hence its a repost by you and by me.

  2016-07-28 04:24

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  An Educational Gif.

  The Gif was cut short by Memedroid. It was supposed to show the freshwater from all the total water shown. The freshwater was about a quarter of the water you see and a quarter of that was the total retrievable fresh water.

  2016-07-26 21:12

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  An Educational Gif.

  All in all it's just another brick in the wall.

  2016-07-26 19:32

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  . . . Need to borrow the hand for research purposes.

  Of course I realise that you idiot, but he still needs that hand for research purposes.

  2016-07-24 23:01

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  Do dogs are now posting selfies.

  Sorry, I noticed the typo after posting, should read "So" not "Do".

  2016-07-23 12:01

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  Where are you at bitch?

  Not sure, but now you mentioned it...

  2016-07-23 12:00

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  Ringa Ringa Roses

  UK version is Ringa Ringa Roses but I get where you are coming from with the US version.

  2016-07-23 00:50

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  Ringa Ringa Roses

  What's wrong with the title, Google it to check for the nursery rhyme. I thought it goes well with this gif.

  2016-07-23 00:43

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  This kiss the bus game has gone too far.

  Title was a joke as it looks like he kisses the bus.

  2016-07-22 18:42

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  It's made by Heinz

  You should try the cunt casserole.

  2016-07-20 05:51

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  When she removes her wonder bra and you wonder where her ...

  A wonder bra is a bra that pushes up the breasts making them look a lot bigger and pushed up.

  2016-07-14 17:40

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  When she stops stroking.

  It's not your gif as you didn't make it and you had also reposted it yourself. I have seen this on other websites for years now. We both reposted this.

  2016-07-14 15:34

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  {GIF Runtime Error: 0x077465C1}

  No I didn't, I found it.

  2016-07-11 15:17

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  Robot Soccer.

  I know but if I called it football which I normally do then you would get all the Americans saying... W.T.F. that's soccer not football.

  2016-07-09 16:26

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  Stick-on googly eyes bring things to life.

  No idea, but if there's a missing post box in Brighton then possibly. LoL

  2016-07-02 17:26

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  What is that?

  If that doesn't work depending on your version of Memedroid then swipe left or right but don't swipe all the way and keep your finger on the screen.

  2016-07-02 10:07

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  How to inflate a tyre real quick.

  @MemeQueen0807, Yes Tyre not Tire. It's called British English, you know the country where English originates.

  2016-07-02 04:59

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  Take a seat, literally.

  No idea man, maybe you could try and Google it.

  2016-07-01 23:20

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