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  mother of pearl! D:

  I literally posted this a year ago. i'm suprised that it's still circulating. it is funny though so i'm not complaining.

  2014-07-19 05:48

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  They better make Zombies in future CoD games

  hey you guys! I have a great suggestion! why dont they just stop making CoD games and come up with a new fps shooter that isn't an exact copy of their previous games? wouldn't that be great!

  2014-07-19 05:46

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  We plugged her in but NES-sy don't work no more

  oh yeah! I forgot it could play famicom games and some obscure games from europe. haha.

  2014-04-16 10:57

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  We plugged her in but NES-sy don't work no more

  system out there seems to like it more.

  2014-04-15 01:00

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  We plugged her in but NES-sy don't work no more

  It was referred to as the "top loader". it was a version of the NES that was much more compact and got rid of the stupid ass door. I actually prefer this over the original NES. even the AVGN who owns almost every NES game and almost every vintage gaming

  2014-04-15 00:59

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  Me at a party

  @jotaku ...no most of us havent tried it. but when you get an insanely milky bong rip and you hit it hard sometimes the water will shoot upwards into your mouth. it usually ruins your whole day. it tastes awful, and smells awful.

  2014-04-13 13:07

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  Fail

  from colon to semicolon B). (yes I understand "B)" is an emoticon)

  2014-03-30 00:46

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  insert the title of you meme

  also, the estimated file size...7.fucking.GB. the brass god is going to be a gig in itself. jheez

  2014-03-30 00:33

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  insert the title of you meme

  scrolls lore so it's incredibly tough to make it lore friendly since we have to make it work perfectly with the storylines of all 5 games. thank god for that elder scrolls anthology I got last month!

  2014-03-30 00:31

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  insert the title of you meme

  @fishdude993 me and a buddy of mine are making an immersive story mod that will make the dwarves come back. larger than falskaar and once we get our modding (team?) ready we'll be getting to work on it. the only problem is that we're tying it in with elder

  2014-03-30 00:30

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  im in love

  in the winter mazzios sells them. I think they're cheap too. like 6 bucks for a dozen.

  2014-03-27 01:18

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  I hope so too

  someone locally actually bought a 50 gallon barrel of lube from Amazon once. like seriously what the fuck.

  2014-03-17 23:57

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  last comment gets a twinkie

  Austin powers is on right now! :D

  2014-02-08 17:23

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  derp

  plank is tripping on acid.

  2014-02-05 14:51

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  oh.

  HE HAD TEETH IN THE FIRST GODDAMN EPISODE IN CERTAIN PARTS. THIS WHOLE "ASH JUST RECENTLY GOT TEETH" STUFF IS TOTAL BULLSHIT.

  2014-02-04 16:00

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  Does anyone have a roleplayer.me?

  fucking autocorrect. @3dsguy*

  2014-01-27 23:15

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  Does anyone have a roleplayer.me?

  that's because it is the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) song. @3debug?

  2014-01-27 23:14

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  Does anyone have a roleplayer.me?

  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) look at that booty.

  2014-01-27 22:25

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  Please someone confirm?

  i've had that series sitting in a box waiting to be read for about 2 months. now the ending is ruined...god dammit.

  2014-01-26 03:11

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  She wouldn't move from that spot

  correction: one eye is looking at you.

  2014-01-23 20:26

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  Justin Beiber Arrested

  JUSTIN BIEBER JUST GOT A 25,500 DOLLAR BOND BECAUSE HE WAS JERKING HIS DICK IN A JAIL CELL. THAT BITCH BETTER GET DEPORTED NOW.

  2014-01-23 14:47

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  Another 1

  while this is awesome and I respect his sense of humor. a 10 foot tall giant snow shark eating someone's legs beats them just being chopped off anyday. either way your friend is awesome man.

  2014-01-13 22:06

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  The amount of nopes is too damn high!

  I fuckin told you guys it was true.

  2014-01-05 13:53

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  nerf guns :D

  ^no it doesn't you haven't made a nerf blaster hurt until you've modded an airtech 4000 or a supermaxx 5000.

  2014-01-03 13:23

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  Hipsters

  @beamer814 if they happen after you die then you won't be dead for long!

  2013-12-31 18:51

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  Hipsters

  ^pretty much.

  2013-12-31 17:30

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  Hipsters

  we won't look rotted away but we will look like we have parasitic bubbling growths everywhere.

  2013-12-31 17:19

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  Hipsters

  @cmack of course not. but we will have giant growths of fungus coming out of our backs and faces so we'll look more like left 4 dead 2 zombies (specifically spitters) not walking dead ones.

  2013-12-31 17:17

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  Hipsters

  it'll be like 90 or so years for it to develop to the stages that it could take over a human though. hopefully by then we should have a cure...

  2013-12-31 17:09

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  Hipsters

  should soon he able to "zombify" small rodents and then later. dog sized animals and maybe even humans.

  2013-12-31 17:07

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  Hipsters

  a zombie apocalypse is actually possible. there's a parasite that usually attaches to ants and kills them. and then "reanimates" the corpse by controlling their muscles and eyes and moves it around like a puppet. it's actually growing quite rapidly and...

  2013-12-31 17:06

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  jihad

  an rpg has to reach a certain distance after launch before it detonates. so if you were brave enough you could practice sword fighting with them and would have no problems whatsoever.

  2013-12-31 08:28

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  good prioritys

  I could literally dream up a car that was in the shape of a unicorn and do that every night and have a fleet of 8 foot tall robo-unicorns within weeks. then I could open a robot unicorns that are also vehicles petting zoo.

  2013-12-31 08:24

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  so true

  so those policeman/bodyguards would be better off with slingshots anyways. because one 20mm steel ball to the head amd your cranium instantly turns into a party popper.

  2013-12-31 08:19

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  so true

  Joerg/jorg sprave's handheld slingshots can launch a steel ball straight through a block of ballistic gelatin and still have enough force to break a bone upon impact. they can also do as much if not more damage than a .44 magnum.

  2013-12-31 08:17

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  SWED

  ^is he going to burn the pizza to s crisp?

  2013-12-27 03:06

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  SWED

  I smoked oregano once to see what it was like and it was literally my worst smoking experience ever. all it does is burn the shit out of your throat. if this kid seriously thought that was pot I feel bad for him.

  2013-12-27 03:04

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  .

  ^it's grammar.

  2013-12-25 04:02

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  i need a drink

  I THINK I'VE BEEN IN THAT HOUSE BEFORE.

  2013-12-25 03:59

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  Lol

  hey timmy! get your ass over here so I can kick it in smash bros!

  2013-12-24 16:34

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  SORCERY?!

  you very shittily cropped it as well to avoid giving anyone credit for their work. because it originally said right under the picture "it works better in the dark"

  2013-12-15 08:03

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  SORCERY?!

  this came straight from the #trippy section on tumblr. I remember seeing it last night when I was browsing the hashtag and listening to crystal castles. but seriously at least include the tumblr blogs name in it or the title.

  2013-12-15 08:01

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  Dafuq?

  ^since forever*

  2013-12-15 07:56

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  Big fan

  you're*

  2013-12-14 19:03

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  Man takes care of squirrel

  

  2013-12-14 19:02

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  any weapon not up here that you think should be here?

  for the few dumbasses out there... 1) gandalfs staff 2) a bow and arrow most likely katniss' 3) the sword in the stone aka excalibur 4) sonic screwdriver as in not a lightsaber 5) the eldritch wand from harry potter

  2013-12-12 14:32

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  IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE POKEMON WHICH ONR WOULD IT BE

  @title shiny girantina. THE SHINY VERSION IS SO KICKASS LOOKING!

  2013-12-12 00:16

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  IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE POKEMON WHICH ONR WOULD IT BE

  or a failed mutation of mew since they get more common as you go through the cave to find mewtwo.

  2013-12-12 00:02

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  Aw yisssss

  @joshuanoble86

  2013-12-08 20:35

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  Aw yisssss

  Notfunny.avi

  2013-12-08 20:35

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  Aw yisssss

  it's real. I remember seeimg it on goodle earth about 3 years back. I think it's in europe somewhere.

  2013-12-08 20:10

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  art

  it takes the guy who makes these like 4 years per pencil carving.

  2013-11-26 15:53

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  drugs r bad

  drugs are GEWD mm kay? (pot specifically I haven't done anything hardcore because I'm not a fuckin' dumbass who succumbs to peer pressure.)

  2013-11-19 10:44

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  Genius

  also, in canada you can go to a gas station and get an A.R. funker tactical on youtube proved it. its title was "buying guns from a gas station"(I think) and he tricks you into beleiving he did it in the us.

  2013-11-18 12:13

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  Genius

  I have to get kinder bueno bars shipped from the UK. good thing I bulk order like 1000 of them so they last me a couple years. I also bulk order walkers chips. if you haven't had them they're basically lays but they're 50,000 TIMES BETTER.

  2013-11-18 12:10

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  favorite character in 90's nickelodeon cartoons?

  ^while you most likely won't ever see this comment. thank you for your kind gesture good sir.

  2013-11-17 12:35

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  Cool

  ^exactly!

  2013-11-17 12:06

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  Cool

  also, while the 4th dimension is time itself the concept of time with numbers and the like was created by man. it hasn't always been counting down or up every day since the beginning of existence.

  2013-11-17 11:31

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  Cool

  we could put infinite memory in it. but if we did. what would happen? we don't know. which is why we shouldn't try and explore a fifth dimension when we don't even fully understand the 4th dimension.

  2013-11-17 11:28

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  Cool

  I know that the 4th dimension is time. that's the obvious part. thrre are 4th dimensional objects though that distort space/time. which as far as we know are black holes. but what would a 5th dimensional object do? stop time completely? because if so...

  2013-11-17 11:26

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  Cool

  we haven't even figured out what a 4th dimensional object does other than a black hole. and we still don't know what they look like. so how in the fuck can they figure out how to store memory in five fucking dimensions?

  2013-11-17 11:17

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  Favorite PC game?

  5) has a great community with very minimal amounts of griefers.

  2013-11-17 11:09

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  Favorite PC game?

  @title favourite pc game would have to be terraria. here's my reasons before I get flamed with people saying why not minecraft?? 1!? 1??!! 1 1) more items. 2) items have kickass abilities and different strengths 3) bosses. just. bosses 4) shitload of mobs

  2013-11-17 11:07

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  .....yea..

  *@bskeleton

  2013-11-17 10:46

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  .....yea..

  I was wondering the same thing @ second comment.

  2013-11-17 10:45

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  zebroid

  ^^ same here. I got an s3 recently and going up in size grom an galaxyS to this is just weird.

  2013-11-15 11:53

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  Yeeaa

  YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER!

  2013-11-14 17:00

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  true story saw ut in NatGeo

  this guy developed echolocation after hearing about another child who did it. the kid could play basketball and even successfully play video games with it. too bad he passed away from his cancer coming back.

  2013-10-30 10:10

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  such car. much speed.

  such power. such fast. such car. such...doge.

  2013-10-27 12:31

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  Ray u r a legend

  while I still like rays videos I miss when he said "what's happening forum" those days were the best. heck, I remember when he did videos in his new york apartment with the brick wall behind him.

  2013-10-27 11:33

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  batman and robins

  @leno711 I'm not mad I just don't want retarded spam on my stuff.

  2013-10-25 14:00

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  batman and robins

  get the fuck off my picture ass faggot. you trolls don't even realize that you're not pissing off anyone. thus you are not trolls so leave. go "troll" 9gag or some shit.

  2013-10-25 13:43

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  batman and robins

  lol it's fine man.

  2013-10-25 13:37

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  Dreams:Megan Foxxxxx

  asa akiras ass knows me? THANK GOD!

  2013-10-24 10:57

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  Oh God why...why

  also, the show was supposed to go off the air at the end of season 1 so a theory like this actually makes sense. but they kept it on tv because the ratings were so high.

  2013-10-24 10:55

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  Oh God why...why

  there's a guy on youtube that made a video that gave out this information. it's top 10 creepiest courage the cowardly dog episodes. give credit where credit is due you swine.

  2013-10-24 10:52

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  favorite dbz character? (yamcha can go fuck himself) I'm ...

  I was basically referring to dragonball and dbz. just because you're older than me doesn't mean that you're smarter.

  2013-10-23 11:16

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  chemistry FTW

  @obey_the_skater. it's an airtech 4000 rebarrelled with cpvc , it has a pump replacement, reinforced and expanded airtank, rear loading holes, and polycarb barrel spacers. so fuck off.

  2013-10-23 11:09

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  yes

  green?

  2013-10-23 11:06

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  Its me poba

  I feel like internet explorer is the period of our computers.

  2013-10-23 11:04

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  chemistry FTW

  does my nerf gun in my picture look cool? I modified it myself. it's leaving welts with felt tip darts and with hot glue dome darts it's ripping off skin.

  2013-10-21 20:16

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  Fuck you Dahvie, pedophile rapist pos

  ^^^ kill yourself...NOW!

  2013-10-21 11:16

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  Oh Tumblr..

  ^^tell your brother he's a dumbass.

  2013-10-20 01:04

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  dawwwwwwwwwwwww

  Pon and Zi! aww. I remenber them. this makes me happy.

  2013-10-20 00:55

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  Oh Tumblr..

  repostin' my shit. just kidding man. I'm happy to see this particular meme get shared more often because it always makes me laugh.

  2013-10-20 00:23

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  Read closely

  so get your interneducation little boy.

  2013-10-17 13:17

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  Read closely

  ^^^it's only a repost if you post it on the same website so if someone posted content from memedroid to memedroid then it is a repost. but from cracked to memedroid it is just sharing.

  2013-10-17 13:15

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  Well..

  nopenopenopenopenopenopenope

  2013-10-16 14:02

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  ...

  

  2013-10-16 14:01

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  Nopeville,Fl

  you know what really sucks? having one of these in your yard and not knowing what it was and reading a book under it. and then it rains.

  2013-10-15 12:10

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  Good Guy June

  *good beanbag june.

  2013-10-15 12:07

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  lil wanye is gay

  I haven't seen this one before and it's pretty funny. good job.

  2013-10-15 10:43

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  I caused a glitch. that's my microwave

  if both glasses were full then you would've broken physics. sadly the top glass is only about 3/4ths of the way full.

  2013-10-13 20:04

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  Would you

  plot twist: one day you fall asleep and you look out your window into the distance and don't see him. you then forget about it and turn your head to find out that nicholas cage is holding a knife and looking at you from the doorway of your room.

  2013-10-13 11:02

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  I just...really like Summer Glau for some reason

  ^^I have one of the fans in my shop (one of their biggest models) and that thing moves air like no other. great work!

  2013-10-13 10:48

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  this explains so much..........

  i'm apparently mike raven. an actor.

  2013-10-13 10:41

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  a strange form of pleasure

  it's the only wsy to fap.

  2013-10-12 23:59

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  Caution around Charmander

  *breathe

  2013-10-12 23:57

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  You hurt her feeling zack

  because adam lambert was a great person with a beautiful voice. while justin bitchass bieber thinks he rules the world because a few sluts love his shitty voice. so why don't you just leave memedroid you menstrual fuckass.

  2013-10-11 09:44

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  First upload, I got some good feels about it!

  (ph)DEATH.

  2013-10-11 09:34

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