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  get rekt

  Not hardly enough

  2025-08-07 03:43

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  Be a Samwise, not a Gollum

  "...and go home from a long and dangerous journey to slam prime hobbitussy and have 7 children"

  2025-08-05 05:46

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  Video game hairstyles: pick your flavor of ugly

  Sometimes the best move is to not play. I'll make my dude bald and if that's not an option then i play a woman because it's less gay than playing dress-up with a man

  2025-08-05 05:45

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  alone again, naturally

  Glad to see this one made it through mod, i haven't used MD in several years so it's nice that it hasn't completely devolved Do y'all still celebrate August 1st? I was gonna check but i was in the breakroom at work directly under a camera

  2025-08-05 05:43

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  wyoming unplugged

  It's almost like the left shouldn't have been making shit up about nuclear for the past 40 years and we wouldn't have this problem Based warframe enjoyer btw

  2025-08-05 05:30

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  get rekt

  It's a good thing Johnny Somali ended up getting the book thrown at him for his asian antics much in the same vein. Rip to the dipshit kid who got shot because he did the "jumpkick the door like it's a raid" challenge tho

  2025-08-05 05:27

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  oh boy, here we go

  Maybe, i dunno. It was only officially available in the game when they released a second season pass with fuckall content

  2024-07-12 03:31

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  oh boy, here we go

  Ava as most players know her is a victim of cut content, there's a whole storyboard sketch that's entirely voiced (i think?) of her grieving at Maya's funeral with actual character development. Hard to tell what was added specifically in it's absence

  2024-07-12 02:55

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  oh boy, here we go

  I played Wonderlands, but not the DLC or the new Tales. It all seems about the same level of whatever-the-fuck, just updated to fit the times. Not saying i enjoyed looking at the Paladin's ugly ass face every time it talked, but I didn't expect much more

  2024-07-11 23:59

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  Japan plans to replace trucks

  I'm no engineer but it sounds like a bigass conveyor belt would have a lot of points of failure

  2024-07-11 22:33

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  Car, I love you but you need to stop

  My mom got a new car and she's selling her 2014 or so Nissan rogue to me for 2K since it's about what the dealership was asking, can't wait for it to ruin my savings I've built working part time at a theater

  2024-07-11 22:31

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  Visible frustration

  YTMP3

  2024-07-11 22:30

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  oh boy, here we go

  I haven't seen much on it other than one trailer but my faith in it as a movie dwindles with each time i pass the poster at work At least nobody is gonna want the poster after it's over other than me

  2024-07-11 22:29

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  oh boy, here we go

  It's really just easier to say it was a bad game due primarily to poor writing, game design and lack of communication with the devs when given overwhelming feedback they did nothing with. The series was always "woke"

  2024-07-11 22:27

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  Despicable me 4 box office meme

  I've seen a surprising amount of people buy the collectible tins and stuff at the theater i work at. The big toy thing is one of the minions with the laser eye that lights up dimmer than a watch battery flashlight on a set of bike lock keys lmao

  2024-07-09 22:59

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  The next stage of civilization

  Vrchat skyboxes be like

  2024-05-30 02:28

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  Regularly bathe

  Good to know i can come back to MD after a few years and be flashbanged by the background of OP's memes just like old times

  2024-05-30 02:02

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  Home sweet Alabama

  If you're waiting for an explanation I'm sorry to say I don't remember what they were talking about

  2024-02-14 11:18

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  What does this remind you of?

  Holy shit it's the Garden of Salvation

  2023-10-15 21:38

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  Fuck

  This actually has me curious, how bad would it be if a company started making box-shaped motherboards? Like, you have the motherbox in the center of a large box and each component is accessed by a different panel on the box Entirely unnecessary, but cool

  2023-09-24 04:38

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  this about sums up the entire Roman Empire movement we’...

  Do female "comedians" only have material based on furthering a gender divide? Like, motherfucker for the people who designed the bechdel test or whatever the fuck you really don't like following it

  2023-09-22 15:10

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  This McDonald's ad in Japan

  So I've been gone for, like, a year and come back to moderate only to see exactly 3 memes in moderation. Is that just a fluke or has MD gone down the drain of irrelevance as of late?

  2023-09-22 12:50

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  M

  

  2023-09-22 12:46

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  Never gets old.

  I... Don't get it

  2023-07-02 02:59

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  gunnin for yuji

  I've only seen 5 of these, but my guess is either Itadori or Natsu. I don't think Edward's alchemy could affect magical fire and Itadori was a walking behemoth before he ate the finger

  2023-06-23 17:30

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  ZillaNews

  What a coincidence, i was just watching a video on the NES Godzilla creepypasta last night. Pretty good one, even if creepypastas are dated and cliche by nature

  2023-06-04 13:50

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  The Truth seems to hurt you more than it does me, and I'm...

  Not a clue, chief, it's been a year

  2023-05-29 09:01

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  "Aggressive breeds"

  It's getting an anime, but they're changing it to be based in japan which kind of ruins a few significant details from the original

  2023-05-23 13:55

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  Reddit moment

  "Steve, help me! I'm stuck!"

  2023-05-21 03:06

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  Angry Birds Cosplay

  Jackie Welles-ass hairdo

  2023-05-17 20:16

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  Aeararaearsgevegd

  For anyone who hasn't seen it, the D&D movie is pretty good. It's respectful of the source material and has good writing and foreshadowing so there isn't much that feels like an ass-pull

  2023-05-17 20:13

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  caring caren

  Marvel making movies that make people to stay until the very last drop of footage: The theater offering in-seat delivery on menu items, making people to come early: My wagie ass who has 1 minute to clean a dozen rows of seats:

  2023-05-10 11:30

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  Not mine

  The... Shower thing. Where you get water in your ears? That i mentioned in that comment?

  2023-05-03 09:39

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  americans

  Once knew a dude who white knighted for rats as a species every time it was brought up and I didn't understand why Until he cut all ties because i respectfully disagreed with his political beliefs. He liked rats so much because he was one

  2023-05-02 04:40

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  Not mine

  Also, if you flex the neck muscle that travels by your ears and breathe in/out through your nose, you can pressurize and depressurize your ears on command

  2023-05-01 18:26

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  Not mine

  Everyone should try getting water in their ears in the shower, it's helped me plenty. Though if it gets real bad, splash a little hydrogen peroxide in there and then do the shower thing.

  2023-05-01 18:25

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  What's with all the windows?

  Forget a gun safe, these mfers need a gun shed

  2023-05-01 18:20

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  Upvote if this is true, Upvote if it is not true

  When i first played Skyrim and every playthrough after until my most recent 2, i always went heavy armor because it sounded like it would block more damage, but I've taken the light armor pill and it is glorious.

  2023-05-01 18:14

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  Gigachad and Fortnite

  No, Fortnite popularized a genre and it made the industry worse as a whole

  2023-04-21 22:48

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  Scoliosis squad

  This is both very disturbing and raw as fuck, if only i enjoyed watching naruto I had that guy's trading card though. And two foil Kakashi

  2023-04-21 09:47

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  No bitches? This probably happens

  If thine eye offends thee, pluck it from thy head There's more to life than sex bro

  2023-04-21 04:13

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  Happy birthday meme

  I got suspended from twitter today because i told a bot that offers an essay-writing service to kill itself I'd been doing it for a while every time it happened but i guess i need to be a little more creative to not get suspended for it

  2023-04-21 04:12

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  Nintendo...

  Fuck that, i pirate/emulate DS games so i can sell my pokemon carts for 90 bucks each

  2023-04-13 14:26

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  Journal #3: I went to my cousin's house for the first tim...

  Bro wanted to be in a Wendigoon video

  2023-04-13 14:24

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  And that's how granny broke her neck

  Once had a puppy on a hella long plastic-coated cord wrap the restraint around one of my legs and take off, the rub burn seared a 360° scab into my ankle that remained there for a long while

  2023-04-06 06:09

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  Dodgecoin

  I've had very, very little luck with job interviews I have a promising prospect as a part time theater wagie at $17 and hour (seattle area), so hopefully i can get a cashflow foothold from that and disability checks that i need to sign up for

  2023-04-06 06:04

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  Cursed Shrek toy

  Happy wheels sword throw levels be like

  2023-04-06 01:41

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  midget

  I first heard this a day ago watching a RyleeReloaded video on youtube and had a laughing fit, i should watch more old movies if it's from an oldie

  2023-04-02 16:43

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  Title goes here

  Took me 171 licks back in middle school, we had a science assignment where we just did that. My saliva seems to have been the most... Enzymatic (?) Of the whole class

  2023-04-02 16:40

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  Sports

  Wdym wario has no shame

  2023-04-02 16:34

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  WP

  How fucking much do you need to eat to be 5'11 and that fucking fat?

  2023-03-26 04:21

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  Bam! And the object's gone

  What the fuck I expected it to just be a funny bluff mocking german but found a "bullet" built like a fucking turkey basting syringe

  2023-03-26 04:18

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  o

  I'm an H5 man, myself. Or D3. Depends on where it decides to go regardless of my aim

  2023-03-24 03:17

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  Driver

  Is that sheen from jimmy neutron doing blackface?

  2023-03-23 15:11

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  Two gamers

  Fallout 4: why not both? It may be lacking on the RPG side but as usual, the community makes mods equivalent to a better game than Bethesdad does

  2023-03-15 18:56

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  Goodbye

  I think it was patched, but I haven't played it in a few months Maybe I'll go back to it at some point, but i always have Fallout 4 i can mod into becoming the zombies game I've always wanted

  2023-03-15 17:23

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  Happy Friday Memedroiders

  It's probably about limericks, and what fits within the rhyming scheme as well as the number of syllables per measure of music

  2023-03-11 03:35

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  Happy Friday Memedroiders

  I have this song on my phone from when i first heard it from the pepsi dance commercial memes and it's always like silk to my thoroughly abused eardrums

  2023-03-11 03:34

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  Happy Friday Memedroiders

  Far as i can tell, it's just a japanese jazz (?) Song that was once used in a pepsi commercial that briefly became a meme, then the song itself had a resurgence because it's genuinely a bop

  2023-03-11 03:33

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  d&d

  Me, waiting 2 weeks in between sessions for a chance at being able to get one of the 3 prerequisites to use my monastic weapon as an unarmed weapon to get bleed damage out of it:

  2023-03-03 04:36

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  Yeah forspoken sucks

  If you wanna try something a little more spicy, look into the Ship of Harkinian- it's a decompile project that's not just an emulator, but a fucking PORT of OoT to PC, allowing you to play it as if a PC was the original hardware

  2023-03-03 04:29

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  Monday meme

  That was me with my college assignment yesterday, I'm in a computer music class as an elective and i spent 4 fucking hours shitting around trying to figure out not so much how to use the MIDI feature, but how to make it sound like... Not-dogshit.

  2023-02-28 09:04

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  I wrestle and i thought it was funny

  Damn, i didn't know the purpose of fucking was to beat the other dude up until he can't move

  2023-02-28 08:57

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  These days conspiracy theories feels like spoiler alerts ...

  Natural immunity went hella brrrt What a wild summer, massive fuckoff heatwave and i was sweating out of my fingernails the whole time just from the coof I miss the dizzy spells though, ngl

  2023-02-28 03:19

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  3D. 3D all the way to the sun and back. Holy Jesus

  It doesn't matter which one is real when someone out there is probably gonna be jerkin their gherkin to one or both

  2023-02-27 03:20

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  The healing

  I made another comment with the song sauce before i saw yours

  2023-02-20 03:35

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  The healing

  Black Ops 3 Revelations intro cutscene

  2023-02-20 03:34

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  The healing

  Song sauce is "...Con Lentitud Poderosa" from the Risk of Rain 2 soundtrack

  2023-02-20 03:34

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  I'm ok with that

  I mean, I've never noticed Pascal in anything other than Mandalorian but i think he did well

  2023-02-10 04:40

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  tf

  I have zero clue m80, my friend mentioned it when he was blackout drunk and never did remember the name

  2023-02-09 03:30

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  Gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss

  Because she's the tiny toddler terrorist

  2023-02-02 02:45

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  Video games

  Destiny 2: Stompees go brrrt Destiny 2 in 27 days: strand grenade go brrrt

  2023-02-02 02:29

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  Wish we could go back

  COME ON OVER BABY WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN' GOING ON

  2023-02-02 02:20

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  Just remember which one of them was right

  Black Clover looks a little different than i remember

  2023-02-01 03:50

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  Dunny dnd meme

  My DM decided our party could handle a boss fight 2 levels higher than us, so we had a level 4 monk, paladin, rogue and cleric (?) Against a barbarian and a manticore, and the motherfucking Rogue one-shot the barbarian anyway while my monk got 1-shot

  2023-01-28 04:19

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  Birthday meme

  I can only remember the birthdates of my two of my four siblings, I won't blame friends for not remembering mine

  2023-01-28 04:16

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  dnd meme

  In a PF1 campaign I'm using the Scarred Monk archetype, and my DM said i could use the Blood Eagle "Mortification" (ki spell) while using a baton of wildshape to be a big froge to turn my frog guts into an iron maiden I love my DM

  2023-01-28 04:06

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  i did this last night

  If my future kid does this... I'll teach them about how chemicals mixing together is done and how to do it safely, encouraging them to be passionate and giving them a healthy way to express it

  2023-01-28 04:04

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  Prove me wrong

  "Dog girl," not "girl dog" I ain't getting romantically attached to anything more than a human with minor animal features in this hypothetical, i love my hounds but not like that

  2023-01-28 03:58

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  Cursed haircut

  I'd do this, but hair doesn't grow on the front of my scalp anymore Hair treatment is more hassle than it's worth anyway imo

  2023-01-28 00:25

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  I love this soundtrack

  Is Sonic music still made by Crush40? I remember jamming to I Am All of Me and whatever the Sonic Colors theme was years ago

  2023-01-28 00:23

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  Prove me wrong

  Hey man if it meant a woman my age would be loyal I'd date a dog girl any day

  2023-01-28 00:22

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  THIS....

  Air frying tater tots

  2023-01-26 16:22

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  Tag to ur bff

  Damn, my hands are pretty large, the prognosis is lookin grim

  2023-01-25 15:49

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  Hahahahaha

  I got an HP ReverbG2 for half off on thanksgiving, dropping the price to lower than any Facebook bullshit. Aside from taking a bit to learn the quirks of the hardware, it's been great so far

  2023-01-25 01:12

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  Pain

  It's probably just because the graphics are just barely good enough that you can tell what you're looking at, but no more, but they put more effort into Serana's assets. In VR, especially, you really notice how fuckin ugly everyone is

  2023-01-24 17:23

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  Hahahahaha

  I can't wait to see wack shit like this in my VR playthrough. VRIK goes brrrt and now i can grab my bitchass followers by the jugular whenever they get in my way

  2023-01-24 17:18

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  yeah

  Artist is TinaFate1 iirc, if not that then a different number at the end

  2023-01-23 03:46

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  yeah

  The artist does mostly weeb shit, but mostly shitposts with some gaming stuff

  2023-01-23 03:45

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  Oh well

  Cool template, dogshit text color. Probably would have gotten a green rating if it was a halfway decent font

  2023-01-23 03:33

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  facts

  Idk, I've had a few nightmares in the third person following someone else.

  2023-01-20 23:09

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  Better than mug

  I tried it, and it's pretty weird. It's "flat", but only because it's nitrogenated instead of carbonated. The flavor is still mostly the same kind of muted that the carbonation causes, but it goes down smooth.

  2023-01-13 00:47

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  meme

  I ended 2022 with a fat shit and a hot shower. Good way to start the year with empty bowels, clean body and clear mind

  2023-01-01 18:18

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  Yup

  My area had more fireworks from every direction than we had on 4th of july this year, strangely enough. And screaming. Lots of screaming. It was like something out of Crossed

  2023-01-01 18:17

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  vor explains the lore of warframe to absolutely no-one

  I'm burnt out of WF atm, but you can add me if/when it's added at Xeno_Cortex

  2022-12-30 19:05

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  crispy meme #26

  Yeah, that's putting what i meant to say more eloquently

  2022-12-30 18:56

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  crispy meme #22

  Is there a speedrun for having a spouse that has the highest possible number of familial connections to you?

  2022-12-30 12:52

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  crispy meme #22

  Every time i see that cut part of this meme, I'm just surprised by how deep it looks, judging by the shade of red the blood is. And on a hand? That's gonna be a fucking miserable recovery

  2022-12-30 12:51

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  crispy meme #24

  These movies killed the adaptation genre and the industry's willingness to participate in it, which is sad because The Reckoners series would make for a fucking amazing movie trilogy

  2022-12-30 12:49

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  crispy meme #25

  I watch a lot of CaptainSparklez vods for background noise while i play games and one of his returning simps is "nyaptain", but while it's probably ike "captain" but with a "nya" sound, he says it as "nye-aptain". Maybe he does it on purpose

  2022-12-30 12:47

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