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  Tis but a scratch. No, seriously, it's not a severe threa...

  IIRC the call is "Panpan" instead of "mayday" if you have a bad situation but at least for the moment you don't need help dealing with it.

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  She found The S0ISt group chat and it's all Darth Jar Jar...

  You always knew he was trouble. You just didn't realize how much.

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  Beautiful freehand artwork. That is all.

  Post one! It won't get a high rating, but so what? At least @TeddyBearsWithTeeth will appreciate it if he sees it (judging from his comment).

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  Dating in 2025 is just quirky lore dumps

  It sounds like basic ADHD to me.

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  Damn

  The people who HATE crime the most are honest blacks. The most common victims of crime by blacks are... other blacks. Most crime is intra-racial (true for whites as well).

  2025-07-09 20:00

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  This is great. Hooman is helping me now.

  And that's why yelling at the dog to stop barking often just makes them bark louder. They think you're approving the plan to be loud, and even pitching in to help. Happy days together!

  2025-07-08 15:04

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  Choosing your OS starter pack

  Docker? It depends on your goals, but last I checked you could rent a cloud instance for a few bucks a month. If you're just starting out, avoid learning anything that you don't need right now. It's all getting replaced with speaking, in English, to an AI.

  2025-07-08 15:00

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  Title

  Ada Lovelace? Lizzie Bordon?

  2025-07-08 01:50

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  A stunt worth reposting

  Credit note: I just reposted. The real OP made the video, but I don't know who it was.

  2025-07-08 00:58

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  Me laughing at my own meme like a clown

  Also me at 6am looking to see what got past moderation

  2025-07-08 00:56

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  20 years on the same game and still trash

  UT2004 Onslaught

  2025-07-08 00:47

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  Choosing your OS starter pack

  Use a language model like Claude or Grok, not Google searches. I haven't tried it, but Warp is a unix terminal with a built-in language model. Wispr Flow can even use voice input to tell it what you want in the programming language of the future: English.

  2025-07-07 18:25

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  Live long enough, everyone’s eyes change

  I've read that they did consider making Jar-Jar a Sith in ep. 2 after the backlash in ep. 1. They shoulda done it, IMO. "It's called the dark because it's the only thing that the light can't see coming." Jar-Jar conveniently shows up & tracks the new Jedi.

  2025-07-07 18:16

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  Checkin' out the new girl at the beach. Driving stoned.

  Yep, and I'll keep posting it, cuz it keeps getting better. It's true that AI's might kill us all, but avoiding AI isn't going to fix that problem.

  2025-07-05 14:02

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  Need this book NOW then ignore it 2 years

  sed 's/book/video game/g'

  2025-07-05 05:04

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  Bob's journey

  Fake, but woulda been a cool idea. Show the movie as a grand finale in the last episode.

  2025-07-04 23:57

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  OK, 90's nostalgia fans. Here ya go. I have to admit they...

  @neil_A_ami: Part 2 of 2 got past moderation and it's up now.

  2025-07-04 10:58

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  Without further ado... more ado

  Saying "without further ado" is further ado.

  2025-07-04 10:40

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  OK, 90's nostalgia fans. Here ya go. I have to admit they...

  *Shrug* Sure. I submitted it just now, with the tag "90's kids". Dunno how long it will be in moderation though; sometimes it takes days. There's only about 16 seconds of new material. Enjoy.

  2025-07-03 22:28

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  OK, 90's nostalgia fans. Here ya go. I have to admit they...

  My version of the Memedroid app still has a 59.9-second limit. Had to cut something.

  2025-07-03 20:42

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  I know a guy...

  A pro would trim the tree way down before a cut. A true pro would tell the customer that the tree was completely healthy and attempting to bring it down was a far greater risk than leaving that beautiful tree up & just monitoring it periodically for decay.

  2025-07-03 19:48

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  Kix gave kids radioactive rings for 15 cents, wild times

  Truly, sir, you are a man of knowledge and wit.

  2025-07-03 12:43

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  Kix gave kids radioactive rings for 15 cents, wild times

  Nooooo. Alpha radiation bounces off skin, but if you swallow or inject it, that's... bad. It seems unlikely, but if any polonium leached into the saliva and was swallowed/absorbed, it could deliver an internal dose. Plus it doesn't glow.

  2025-07-03 07:49

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  Kix gave kids radioactive rings for 15 cents, wild times

  It was an alpha emitter so it was safe unless you swallowed it. Kix stopped making them anyway in case some kid swallowed one (which nobody ever did). Those rings are popular with collectors now. Look up details if you want them.

  2025-07-03 07:35

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  POV trying to change a tire to prove you're independent

  Credit for publishing her mistakes (staged or not).

  2025-07-02 23:15

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  PS5 art from the kids? preserve that masterpiece

  Adds value. No kidding.

  2025-06-30 22:04

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  Me tryna be cool, husband said nah

  Don't worry about the crosspost. It happens.

  2025-06-30 22:01

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  No one expects them

  For @MarvinTheParanoid and others who didn't get it... Distance: "The Spanish Inquisition" from Monty Python. Close: wheelbarrows.

  2025-06-30 19:57

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  Of all the well actuallies, math is the well actualliest

  

  2025-06-30 19:55

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  Drums. Drums in the deep... They are coming.

  Woulda been cooler if that was used as the sound of The Predator. Hey, filmmakers, now's your chance. Next monster sound should be this.

  2025-06-30 19:54

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  Maybe sugar pills are just goated

  That haunts me

  2025-06-30 19:02

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  Hell no

  Fake for now, but soon it will be real. 50 million more men than women in China. Bots are their only hope of ever having that feeling, fake or not. Would you forbid them from ever experiencing the illusion of happiness just because of your own vague fears?

  2025-06-30 12:52

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  Math is the queen of the sciences.

  Judging from the downvotes, we are the only ones here with such tastes in humor. Which is OK.

  2025-06-30 11:21

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  Enjoying the solitude of the outdoors

  

  2025-06-30 11:19

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  basic bitch

  AI said the only supporting evidence was a lower divorce rate among the upper classes.

  2025-06-30 08:30

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  LOL

  AI says the only supporting evidence is that divorce rates are lower when incomes are higher, but that's only a correlation.

  2025-06-30 08:22

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  Is this a repost?

  Confirmed true. I wonder if the.police actually noticed it but kept quiet because it was funny and subtle.

  2025-06-29 13:30

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  If true then yes, ultimate boss move

  Urban legend, but IMO still a fun story.

  2025-06-29 13:27

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  "And now for something entirely different"

  Elton John and Genesis were not involved. Led Zeppelin (£31,500), Pink Floyd (£21,000), Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson (£6,300) are all confirmed, plus record labels and producer Michael White. Budget was about £282,000 ($410k–$420k at 1974 rates), not $319k.

  2025-06-29 13:26

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  so wholesome

  Cute dog with cute kid. Why all the downvotes? Would it help if the dog wanted cheezburger?

  2025-06-29 12:50

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  Pickles? But I don't want pickles. Try again, hooman!

  

  2025-06-29 00:55

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  Not everything is a psyop bro. Except her

  "Vril is a fictional energy source or force first described in the 1871 novel The Coming Race by Edward Bulwer-Lytton. […] Later, Vril was adopted by occultists and conspiracy theorists, especially in Nazi-adjacent pseudohistory…"

  2025-06-25 18:28

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  Actually I don’t kin Patrick Bateman, he’s mean

  What he do?

  2025-06-25 00:15

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  Big government gives with one hand, takes with the other

  That quote is from Gerald Ford in his 1974 address to Congress, not Jefferson. Ford didn't do much; don't take credit for his best quote away from him.

  2025-06-23 20:40

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  WNBA rookie pay vs NBA rookie pay is straight up robbery

  And then she gets fouled so badly that the game is unwatchable.

  2025-06-23 14:19

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  Appropriate use of music

  

  2025-06-23 08:52

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  Downvote me, AI-haters. I love the creativity that AI fil...

  Bold of you to assume I'm real. There are more bots than people online already (and yes that's a problem, but I still love AI art because otherwise all we will ever see is legacy media).

  2025-06-23 08:51

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  The struggle is surreal

  

  2025-06-23 00:25

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  Bubbly personality

  See the comment by @we_had_pancakes above.

  2025-06-22 21:47

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  Cheating or just pranking?

  Doooo ittttt! Besides, it will prob get like 70% and be seen by maybe 10 people (and a few hundred bots). So you're under no pressure to make it good. It's a new experience for you, that's all.

  2025-06-22 21:45

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  "Explain your smolness, in detail"

  Mews you can trust

  2025-06-22 20:57

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  Mitosis

  Wish I'd thought of that.

  2025-06-22 20:53

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  I can hear the sound of turning the handle, the clink of ...

  If it's the 1984 in Springfield MO, do it.

  2025-06-22 20:52

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  History Lesson

  ChatGPT says the headlines are real but cherry-picked. Basically, search thru millions of old headlines for a reference to jews and six million, and you'll find a few hits. What's misleading is that the hits are actually very rare.

  2025-06-21 16:39

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  History Lesson

  In Charleston and Savannah, 30–80% of Jewish families owned slaves, but that's only a few dozen households, so it's a statistical glitch from a small sample size. Zoom out to all of the Southern U.S. and Jews are only about 1 or 2% of slaveholders, not 78.

  2025-06-21 16:24

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  Cute lil horsie, that is alll

  

  2025-06-21 15:18

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  cope and seethe, machine

  Robots. Soon. We need a plan for that.

  2025-06-20 12:01

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  Peasant sees Minecraft. Writes hymn remix.

  I predict AI-generated warrior cat AMV's set to church hymn music. We're almost there already.

  2025-06-20 08:50

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  Old as me

  Hand crank starter

  2025-06-20 08:36

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  Old as me

  "That slot is for a hand crank starter. Before electric starters were standard, you’d insert a crank handle there to manually start the engine by turning the crankshaft. Mostly found on cars from the early to mid-20th century." </AI>

  2025-06-20 08:34

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  Put a net over the garden. She broke in like Ocean's Eleven

  Hacker voice: "I'm in."

  2025-06-20 07:36

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  Executed in 3 years over AI deepfake I never made

  More likely you'll be killed by people who never get convicted because video evidence is thrown out of court. Either way, it's a problem.

  2025-06-20 07:30

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  ai might be melting your brain, study says

  The AI's are helping me be smarter. Maybe it's because I ask them to do that.

  2025-06-19 13:28

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  She married me for the bag and accidentally built the bag

  Men try harder when they have someone worth fighting for.

  2025-06-18 00:27

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  "Alexa, set a timer for two minutes"

  See my pfp.

  2025-06-17 08:19

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  "Alexa, set a timer for two minutes"

  And yes, I actually checked with an AI to see how long that burn should've taken. It estimated 1 to 3 minutes.

  2025-06-17 01:29

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  Banjoes. Banjoes in the deep. They are coming.

  2025-06-16 15:11

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  "Limits must be pushed past their limit" --ironclad boyhood rule

  2025-06-16 15:09

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  Agreed

  2025-06-16 15:08

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  No sleep. Must argue online with bots.

  2025-06-16 15:00

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  Short tempered

  No, just trolling. The book is also a joke - note the author name. FWIW I'm very much against routine cosmetic surgery. I don't even like high heels on girls. Short is far more cute & beautiful than awkward-walking uncomfortable girls with foot problems.

  2025-06-16 14:58

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  Short tempered

  Found the guy closer to hell

  2025-06-16 12:47

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  No surprise here

  Be advised that one popular leftist explanation is: "There are many ways to be wrong, but only one way to be right".

  2025-06-14 22:24

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  No surprise here

  British Journal of Social Psychology, volume 63, Issue 1, Attitude networks as intergroup realities: Using network-modelling to research attitude-identity relationships in polarized political contexts; Adrian Lüders, Dino Carpentras, Michael Quayle

  2025-06-14 22:22

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  Mostly peaceful people

  Nostalgia for "the old country" is notoriously selective. It's like people remembering "the good old days".

  2025-06-12 07:56

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  Downvote me all you want. I love AI and would gladly watc...

  @srhasto I posted AI slop that's based on your pfp, just because Memdroid's mascot is a troll. I expect you'll downvote it, but honestly it was kinda fun to generate. Unfortunately the AI wouldn't let me use the actual Randowis characters.

  2025-06-10 18:48

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  Fantastic Four cast looking extra fantastic

  Don't downvote this, it already saved me $10.

  2025-06-10 18:07

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  Downvote me all you want. I love AI and would gladly watc...

  Your downvotes mean nothing to me! I've seen what makes you upvote, download, and save to favorites! (Goes off to create horribly un-funny AI slop)

  2025-06-10 17:42

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  CONgress

  There are exceptions. Paul McHale left the House to volunteer for active duty in the Gulf War, then was elected to Congress as a combat veteran. Lindsey Graham was deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan around Senate recesses. Yes, I'm nitpicking.

  2025-06-10 15:44

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  CONgress

  Partially false. Families of congress members can get drafted, but they do serve at lower rates than the general public, and in less risky positions. I'm not saying the rest is false, I'm saying facts are facts.

  2025-06-10 15:34

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  "What is it with you women anyway?"

  Street Fighter: The Animated Series (1995–97), Season 2 finale, titled “Cammy Tell Me True”. The two speaking characters are Chun-Li and M. Bison. (says the AI)

  2025-06-10 00:00

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  "What is it with you women anyway?"

  Side note: this was stuck in moderation for several *days*. Several other memes were passed or rejected as it just sat there, unmoving. No idea why. Maybe The Almighty Algorithm just couldn't handle that she has pants in the cartoon version. *Shrug*.

  2025-06-09 21:01

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  Kung Fu fighting

  A repost worth reposting and reupvoting

  2025-06-09 20:53

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  Coming of age story

  @xRockinZombiex : The two more that I posted for you finally got past moderation. Barely.

  2025-06-09 16:40

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  Is that the voice of Kronk?

  Yeah, I had to cut it to make the 60-second limit that still exists on my old app.

  2025-06-09 08:32

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  Kill the spiders you see --> more spiders you don't see

  Wise move

  2025-06-08 22:56

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  About the only way to earn a tip in Japan. Gratuity, yes!

  Is this a well-known anime dance or something?

  2025-06-08 18:08

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  Coming of age story

  I posted two more just for you, zombie, but they're stuck in moderation. This one only just barely passed. There's lots of hate for anything AI right now, but IMO AI will eventually allow for a lot more high-quality original content.

  2025-06-08 15:19

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  Hovering moon lamp (if you can position it just right)

  Best comment thread ever

  2025-06-08 09:34

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  Nice rig

  OP's house and new truck, perhaps?

  2025-06-07 13:53

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  Friends having coffee. Best friend walks in.

  Moderation can take days. Reposts are gonna happen.

  2025-06-07 12:36

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  Embrace AI (when it's good anyway)

  Thanks, I was wondering.

  2025-06-07 12:33

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  Yo wtf did he just say?! This man is unhinged!

  Why is this downvoted?

  2025-06-04 22:18

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  Pink mashed potatoes

  HL3 confirmed!

  2025-06-03 22:50

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  Lawnmowers are OP

  Overpowered

  2025-06-01 08:57

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  Crossbreeding plants with zombies could be interesting

  Five more on the way, if they pass moderation

  2025-06-01 01:04

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  When one playlist video vanishes and you're left playing ...

  They should tell us which one it was. Plus can we get a button to delete them all at once?

  2025-05-30 11:29

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  google any book with this hack: name + doctype:pdf

  filetype:mp4 can find movies, filetype:gif can find gifs, etc.

  2025-05-28 21:28

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  shitpost

  Unproven but not disproven speculation, says teh interwebs.

  2025-05-27 09:06

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  I'm surprised that it did as well as it did

  For a very good permanent magnet: "Energy lost to eddy currents could be on the order of 1–10% of kinetic energy" in a direct hit. At a 45 angle, "Extra deflection angle could be several degrees (e.g., 3°–10° more)". Or so says the large language model.

  2025-05-26 19:57

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