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  True definition of a good girl

  And you Sir, are a well of positivity that shines like a beacon in the dark night that is this app's community negativity. Bravo

  2013-05-10 01:15

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  favorite song?

  I pretend nothing Bro - like I said, I've provided a Google scholar search query previously. Twins are a common test subject - you may wish to investigate.

  2013-04-30 04:18

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  you could switch Australia with Canada

  ^ cultural mores requiring no depiction of pubic hair. It's not the actual genitals themselves that are censored. Hence the popularity of no-pubes in hentai.

  2013-04-30 04:16

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  Doesn't matter, had sex?... No, fuck this shit. I'm goin...

  ^ depends on the substance. Some can go through soon and get into the blood that way

  2013-04-30 03:27

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  you could switch Australia with Canada

  @kooter - nope, you're referring to Ascension, right? We've got that, unaltered to my knowledge

  2013-04-30 02:21

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  ....

  deadhead, airsofter - it will NEVER stop. Because reposts are a fundamental part of how ideas - memes - spread and evolve. You may not like it, but you may as well get pissed off at the sun rising for all the good it will do you.

  2013-04-29 22:20

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  you could switch Australia with Canada

  Nay insanity, it's current now. Since February this year, we have actually had an R18+ classification

  2013-04-29 22:18

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  True definition of a good girl

  haha, rather a bit easier with this latest update, eh?

  2013-04-29 20:19

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  favorite song?

  And that's my point buddy - you 'believe' in spite of evidence to the contrary. That's not intellectually honest my friend. It's one thing to deny base compulsions that harm others - but a relationship between two consenting adults isn't that.

  2013-04-29 20:12

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  da faq

  I think I'll just buy a chain shirt from ThinkGeek.

  2013-04-29 19:20

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  True dat

  ^ Are you being intentionally idiotic? No, I'm serious. Because this has been explained - several times now - in these comments.

  2013-04-29 18:06

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  favorite song?

  ^ "it's disgusting to see an interracial couple." "it's disgusting to see a couple with an obvious age difference." Why does a formal recognition of the pairing of two consenting adults who love each other disturb you?

  2013-04-29 18:03

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  Military Intel

  @zach - exclusively penetration or hardening as well?

  2013-04-29 17:45

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  ♞

  ^ nobody cares what you've seen before.

  2013-04-29 17:28

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  favorite song?

  But does not sin imply a choice, a wilful defiance of God? The belief that sexual orientation is a choice is what I mean when I say ignorance. I've provided a scholar Google search query on it previously.

  2013-04-29 17:14

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  favorite song?

  ^ So is being willfully ignorant, but that doesn't seem to be stopping you. The difference is, you can choose to remove your ignorance.

  2013-04-29 07:56

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  favorite song?

  Yeah, I'm back for now. And an opinion is one thing mate - klanners can have their opinion too. But for the same reason the klanner's opinion is derided is the one who would deny a homosexual their rights derided.

  2013-04-29 05:34

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  G'Day, mothafacka.

  ^ occasionally, we go swimming. The crocs do too. Steve was the only one who went to the crocs like that intentionally - the rest of us typically know better.

  2013-04-29 03:37

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  Can't we all just be friends again?

  I'm sorry guys, we haven't heard from cheff for over a year now. He no longer joins us on palringo either.

  2013-04-29 03:11

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  beautiful creature

  @maxameme - you Sir, are one of the few people on here I have time for. Bravo for being a decent human

  2013-04-29 03:01

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  favorite song?

  @ascension - that multiple people thing is called polygamy and religionists have been doing it for centuries, regardless of whether they have officially stopped the practice or not.

  2013-04-29 02:56

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  G'Day, mothafacka.

  common enough occurrence that our news doesn't bother reporting it

  2013-04-29 02:00

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  Can't we all just be friends again?

  ^ Our comments were usually relevant to the image.

  2013-04-29 01:57

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  wish i knew that perfect girl

  ^ Good girls have sex too you twit.

  2013-04-28 21:54

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  Creative art.

  @ari - do you consider reposts bad? If so, then yes - you're ignorant. Educate yourself. I've shown you the path - you choose whether to walk it.

  2013-04-28 18:47

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  Blowjobs and cannibalism

  Equality, yes. but quality is what counts. A religious view has no basis for changing someone else's mind if they don't share that faith. Mine is a naturalistic view - a realistic one - and therefore is relevant regardless of the other person's beliefs.

  2013-04-28 02:35

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  Creative art.

  ^ what about reposts being necessary for ALL memes to survive do YOU not understand? You're an ignorant, mentally stunted idiot. Educate yourself on memetic theory before making such ignorant statements.

  2013-04-28 01:06

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  Roses are grey, violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

  ^ Actually, that kept on because their predecessor - 5.25" - were actually very flexible. But distinguishing between those and these ones (sometimes called stiffies for their rigidity) got ... awkward "excuse me, have you seen my stiffy?"

  2013-04-27 06:57

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  It's Bulletproof

  reviving a six month old thread, Booyah. No lass, no ailment, simply a realistic approach to maintaining a relationship with my wife. 9 years total together suggests I might just be onto a winner. Good effort though.

  2013-04-27 06:37

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  I do this

  @kulomet - actually, it goes back further than that too the earliest I can remember is in character class generation in daggerfall. Question about sweetrolls and a bully taking it from you.

  2013-04-27 06:15

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  Wow.

  ^ And that is relevant how?

  2013-04-27 03:52

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  True dat

  ^ provide your calculations?

  2013-04-27 01:07

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  choose wisely

  The only choice /b/ offers

  2013-04-27 00:27

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  wooaaahh

  @soda - not strictly true, it can penetrate water, but only to about two or three meters. So you're mostly correct. Check the depths of the pools at the nuke plants, you'll see what I mean

  2013-04-27 00:23

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  mission accomplished

  Counter-terrorists win

  2013-04-27 00:05

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  noooooooooooooo

  ^ New update Bro, had to check out what changes Abel had made. They're quite good, the tags are now used, profiles can be checked.

  2013-04-26 21:55

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  True dat

  ^ Your reading comprehension is poor. Tomorrow vs today. seriously, not, Fucking, hard.

  2013-04-26 20:59

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  True dat

  apart from Beverly and one or two others, you're all morons. congratulations. stay away from anything requiring thinking population density = people per unit area. This really isn't hard.

  2013-04-26 20:32

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  YOU DONT SAY

  @fever - cars can crash through walls and still have enough kinetic energy to pulp a kid. so yes, they can be hit in their homes.

  2013-04-26 20:24

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  because I laughed

  And that is just one reason I love my wife

  2013-04-26 19:57

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  Brazzers

  "Excuse me, I'm trying to destroy the world."

  2013-04-26 19:54

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  update is awesome!

  @MyHand - I'm so sorry for your loss. Would you like a hug? it won't fix the fact you got suckered into a bad phone though...

  2013-04-26 19:36

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  noooooooooooooo

  You don't like?

  2013-04-26 19:22

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  noooooooooooooo

  @Xellent - note, meme history son, not etymology of "le" Reading comprehension, it's a marvelous thing, no?

  2013-04-26 18:01

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  Why u do dis

  Sony as a company are Fucking scumbags. storing user credit details in plaintext, easily taken when psn was cracked. installing rootkits covertly because you played a Fucking music CD on your computer. And then saying when quizzed "is not a big deal"

  2013-04-26 17:43

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  noooooooooooooo

  ^ learn your meme history son or sit down.

  2013-04-26 17:38

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  True definition of a good girl

  not entirely gone. But I only check once a month or so. Work has actually gotten busy, so I can no longer spend my entire working day in memedroid even if I wanted to

  2013-03-21 19:06

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  True definition of a good girl

  not quite. I just check very infrequently.

  2013-01-25 23:18

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  Skyfall Jason

  Bendito understands.

  2012-12-22 03:19

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  hah smart

  Classic joke.

  2012-12-22 02:45

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  say no to xp

  And you wonder why you have a PC that fucks up. a journaling file system can only do so much to protect against user idiocy

  2012-12-22 02:44

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  deerunk little shithead

  ^ false - reposts have merit.

  2012-12-05 00:57

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  I wanna be the very best...

  @michael - thank you kindly sir, thank you kindly.

  2012-12-05 00:53

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  impossible

  It might help if the sum equation was laid out properly.

  2012-12-05 00:46

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  Get Some

  Herik, if you read this, please find above an example of #2.

  2012-12-05 00:27

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  I wanna be the very best...

  I got fed up with the idiots, the reposts-are-terrible morons and the MEMES-MUST-NEVER-BE-USED-DIFFEENTLY tards. But it's been a few months and now I'm married, so, whatever.

  2012-12-05 00:26

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  Apple

  I find this image difficult to masturbate to. Enjoyment level is low.

  2012-12-05 00:24

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  Get Some

  @lolgogo - first of all, Cyanide and Happiness. Get it right. Second - who gives a flying fuck where else it's been posted?

  2012-12-05 00:22

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  I wanna be the very best...

  BlueMage is ... sorta back. BlueMage will check the memedroid site every now and then. Because his phone is being a pissy little bitch. I don't know what her problem is, I only tossed her down some steps. In the rain. At night. Fucking samsungs.

  2012-12-05 00:17

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  Engeenier xD

  We are the superior beings.

  2012-12-05 00:15

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  Most important feature on a phone

  Except the ISP can easily track which sites you go to and can provide that on request of the account holder. Now, if we're talking a VPN or proxy...

  2012-12-05 00:12

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  zombies

  Wouldn't it be more useful for her to carve open a path along the wall so you can both escape?

  2012-12-05 00:08

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  I Don't Do Boys In My Ass......That's Mine

  "Feeding Frenzy in my ass"

  2012-12-05 00:03

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  I wanna be the very best...

  One has to wonder - what DO they do inside those pokeballs?

  2012-12-05 00:01

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  True definition of a good girl

  Well, it's been over a month since the marriage. Gangnam style wasn't the bridal waltz, but goddammit, not for lack of trying. Gangnam'd anyway

  2012-12-04 19:09

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  It's Bulletproof

  Consumption, consumption which has no other effect on my life, is ridiculous and idiotic. I'd suggest you join the rest of us in reality.

  2012-10-21 09:24

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  It's Bulletproof

  What foolishness. Cheating? Oh dear, you're going to be VERY disappointed lass. Looking isn't cheating, because if it is, every man cheats, daily. That you would suggest chemical castration to curb my drive - purely on the basis of porn-

  2012-10-21 09:21

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  Title.......................................................

  It's disappointing to read that some people still don't understand the necessity of reposts to ensure memes survive and spread. It's further disappointing to read that people think memes are static and unchanging, with a set, unchanging form

  2012-10-21 09:17

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  school fighting skills

  I carried approx twenty kilos worth of text books. Bitches knew better.

  2012-10-11 01:03

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  Amnesia!!!

  @stickem - really? I enjoy hunting creepers. Rush 'em with that diamond sword

  2012-10-11 01:02

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  Blood Stains?

  @scrappas - in other words, your original premise - that it must always be original content - is inherently flawed.

  2012-10-10 22:50

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  Title.......................................................

  Get a repost. And so many people think that having their meme reposted is some sort of attack - this just isn't true. Reposting isn't an attack, it's an affirmation. It's saying "this is still good. This is worthy." Take it as the compliment it is.

  2012-10-10 20:42

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  Title.......................................................

  And so-called incorrectly-used memes is a demonstration of this ignorance. Memes aren't static nor stagnant - they adapt and evolve. And sometimes we get a better result - thus is original content born. Sometimes, they which was remains better - thus we

  2012-10-10 20:39

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  Title.......................................................

  But the thing to also remember - there have always been reposts. There have always been trolling comments. There is also the ignorance displayed by many users - a straight-up lack of knowledge about the fundamental nature of memes. The rage against repost

  2012-10-10 20:37

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  Title.......................................................

  I would have commented, but I was busy. Otherwise, I support such a notion, wholeheartedly.

  2012-10-10 20:34

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  Shut the Fuck up!

  ^ then your name is a lie, because you do not truly live.

  2012-10-10 20:31

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  True definition of a good girl

  Not for the last couple of days

  2012-10-10 06:46

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  get the f

  ^ and it's like the image and its funny didn't exist? The fuck is wrong with you kids?

  2012-10-09 00:01

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  It's Bulletproof

  @Hannah - oh, so you're suggesting I should a) pressure her into sex or b) cheat on her Oh yes dear, a fine example you are.

  2012-10-08 23:58

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  behold!

  So, where does your intense dislike of gay people come from? Have you been subjected to unwelcome advances? I'm trying to understand why you feel so strongly against a group of people - human beings, like you- whose only difference is genital preference

  2012-10-08 22:41

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  behold!

  @shill - it's not intolerant to state a source lacks credibility if that source cannot be independently verified. That's simply an application of reason.

  2012-10-08 18:19

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  behold!

  The other issue is thus: I'm right. You know I'm right because I tell you I am. Because I'm right, you cannot doubt me. If you doubt, nothing you say is to be trusted. Do you see the problem with that? There's no credibility, right? Where's the proof?

  2012-10-08 02:11

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  behold!

  ^ ding ding ding - we have a winner. That's the core, isn't it? They're human, like anyone else, and they are not infringing on others by their actions, meaning there is no legitimate reason to deny them a "right" we heterosexuals take for granted

  2012-10-08 00:58

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  behold!

  As you wish, leave your fingers in your ears chanting "lalala I'm not listening" And people wonder why I deride the faithful as irrational

  2012-10-08 00:36

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  behold!

  Yes, further reading confirms your understanding of the etymology and origins of marriage to be fundamentally flawed. Read a more reliable source than your Bible please, preferably one that is peer-reviewed.

  2012-10-08 00:34

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  behold!

  You may also wish to study the etymology of the word a little more closely.

  2012-10-08 00:29

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  behold!

  Times change. And you have yet to answer my question - do you consider a civil union less valid than a marriage?

  2012-10-08 00:26

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  It's Bulletproof

  @Hannah - implying that all porn-consumers are single No, I'm simply not a bastard who pressures his fiancee into sex if she's not feeling well

  2012-10-08 00:17

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  behold!

  . the core of it, which is a legally binding contract between two people to the exclusion of all others.

  2012-10-08 00:15

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  behold!

  @reizan - do you consider a civil union less valid than a marriage? If so, you've just discovered why the emphasis is on marriage. Which should be a strictly secular thing in any case. Hang the religious window-dressing if you wish, but that shouldn't be .

  2012-10-08 00:14

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  behold!

  @wookiee - knew I liked you for a reason mate, fellow Aussie

  2012-10-08 00:11

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  behold!

  @woolie - absolutely! Those that choose to adhere to a particular faith can be bound by its rules, but forcing those not of that faith to abide is immoral. It is an infringement on their personal governance.

  2012-10-07 22:18

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  behold!

  @dangwookie - I don't hold with moral relativism. Reality exists. Reality is what is true. Reality doesn't change because I view it differently to you. That simply means one or the other, or both, are not viewing Reality correctly, and are therefore wrong.

  2012-10-07 22:14

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  behold!

  @okkayla - I don't follow. Better than what? Providing a link to scholarly articles?

  2012-10-07 22:10

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  behold!

  http://scholar.google.com.au/scholar?q=homosexuality+birth&btnG=&hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C5&as_vis=1 Peruse and learn.

  2012-10-07 21:22

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  STAHP

  ^ feel free to exit the internet at your earliest convenience then.

  2012-10-07 21:02

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  I really dont

  ^ explain please, how something was stolen if both users still have it?

  2012-10-07 20:59

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  It was us the whole time...

  ^ false. Every tag I have used is relevant. And typically contains an extra joke.

  2012-10-07 20:57

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  It's Bulletproof

  @Matthew - anyone who wants high quality porn

  2012-10-07 20:54

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  behold!

  @randomstuff - implying sexual preference is a choice?

  2012-10-07 20:53

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