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  hfjovuv8t7b8ub

  Mom here, and I don't fret over my kid getting minor bumps and bruises. I tell her she's okay, get her some ice if she needs it and send her out to play

  2019-05-07 21:55

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  This is real feminism. The one that makes us progress as ...

  Then the father needs to terminate his parental rights. It takes two to tango.

  2018-10-03 21:08

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  so done with you mom i at least deserve 2,000

  That’s higher than my credit score.

  2018-02-04 23:15

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  Adios

  I have a 2015 crosstrek and mine looks exactly like that

  2017-10-07 01:50

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  Damn

  Actually the baby is wearing a Doc Band and it's for plagiocephaly, nothing cognitive. Educate yourself.

  2017-09-24 00:01

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  I do

  That may be because we were kids and had no adult responsibilities

  2017-02-01 00:38

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  little kitty baby

  Raven and Woodhouse!

  2016-12-01 22:12

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  Spooky shit

  Yup, the red one is for allergy. I believe the black one is dead

  2016-08-14 21:46

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  am I a bad person

  Well, you made a joke about cancer not being a joke... I'm not sure an actual cancer patient (like my sister) would appreciate that

  2016-05-30 22:14

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  I <3 vaginas

  Candy poodle

  2016-05-29 22:34

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  Strong girl

  This isn't even lined up well

  2016-05-05 07:07

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  Boobie size in comments

  46F... they grew after being pregnant

  2016-01-20 03:15

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  Wtf Ariel?

  Yes, she had to make Eric fall in love

  2016-01-18 23:16

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  Wtf Ariel?

  Because it had to be a kiss of true love. Eric had to fall in love with her. A handwritten note wouldn't have done that

  2016-01-18 23:15

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  I am your father!

  Mine is the 12th

  2016-01-18 00:11

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  it's horrible

  That's what I was thinking, my 14 year old niece has one!

  2016-01-15 00:09

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  lmao

  But if you put an orange in a juicer you get the flavor

  2016-01-09 23:45

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  Fifth comment is a sexy teddy bear

  You can turn on 'hide read memes' and report it as a repost whenever you see them multiple times

  2016-01-07 12:08

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  You must also name your child Kakarot or Clark.

  I'm having a baby in 2 weeks and am totally doing this

  2016-01-01 22:27

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  Not my husband.

  I love how it's called 'watching the baby' rather than just parenting

  2015-12-28 21:53

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  .

  The movie comes out on my 29th birthday, so I'll get you tickets

  2015-12-26 04:56

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  Stop taking my money!

  The system is broken, and people will keep attending these work force classes to stay on assistance. There should be a separate bracket for people who can hold down a job.

  2015-12-07 10:36

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  Stop taking my money!

  The current system is meant to be a lifestyle, not assistance. I'm pregnant and lost my job and was denied for everything except 'pregnant medicaid' which means if something else happened to me while pregnant I'd be responsible for any balance bill

  2015-12-07 10:35

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  shes ugly tho

  She's pregnant, and there is a bassinet in the background

  2015-11-21 10:26

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  shes ugly tho

  She's pregnant. There is a bassinet in the background.

  2015-11-21 07:10

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  Mum

  Why don't you help your mother in the kitchen then you would know what time dinner is ready

  2015-11-04 21:56

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  Not My Wallet

  I found a $50 bill at the mall during the holidays and turned it in to lost and found and ten days later the police called to say no one claimed it and gave the money to me

  2015-10-29 23:49

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  ...

  Dogs can go to obedience school and learn the good behavior, parents today don't want to be like their parents so they don't discipline their kids or give them a good smack when they need it. Hence, the leashes

  2015-10-13 05:47

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  Show that patriarchy!

  And just because a woman is fat, doesn't mean she isn't healthy, or drop dead gorgeous. And just because a woman is skinny doesn't mean she is healthy or beautiful

  2015-10-12 22:31

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  Who can relate?

  But what exactly is in this picture?

  2015-10-12 06:25

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  romance isn't dead

  Okay she wasn't shaving her nipple, she was shaving her legs, and she answered her phone while her razor was in her hand and that's how she cut it. She told me about it because she couldn't get it to stop bleeding and was panicking lol

  2015-10-12 06:10

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  What are you?

  A black cat

  2015-10-12 00:35

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  I need this

  I usually measure a cup per person

  2015-10-03 12:50

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  romance isn't dead

  Well. .. my sister nicked her nipple while shaving because her phone rang and she answered it. She had to ice it for quite a while

  2015-09-06 22:02

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  Her parents still call her bruce

  *her

  2015-09-05 20:45

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  Her parents still call her bruce

  @billythekidd28 because her parents said it in an interview

  2015-09-05 09:12

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  FUCKING BLOODY PERIOD PUNS

  Let's hear it for the moms who had natural births! (Like me)

  2015-07-02 22:40

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  Good words

  The band is too thin to be sized, and you could never pass this down if you wanted to

  2015-06-18 20:27

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  Good words

  So it's not about the ring, but I wouldn't accept this ring. I would accept the marriage proposal regardless, but this piece of jewelry will be on your finger for the rest of your life, so to me it needs to be durable.

  2015-06-18 20:26

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  Ohhh dont peel it...

  Soak your finger on water then pull forward

  2015-06-03 21:32

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  The Vagina is in fact, a Vagina

  The cervix expands which allows the labor (and baby) to progress, then the baby goes from the cervix through the vaginal hole

  2015-05-26 22:13

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  Someone tell me

  What's the difference?

  2015-04-11 08:46

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  (Original Content) Don't tell me fortune cookies aren't true

  Did You Eat Them For Dinner Too?

  2015-03-07 23:43

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  Why de ducks

  I have the same lamp

  2015-02-15 23:26

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  Pass the chocolate

  My mom used to let me eat chocolate while studying for my math tests

  2015-02-10 00:05

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  arseholes.

  I'm a store manager for Wal-Mart and this is false.

  2014-10-13 21:21

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  mine was Top Gear UK :D

  Orange is the new black

  2014-07-17 03:27

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  Ladies. How many different sexual partners have you had? ...

  @title, 3

  2014-06-24 01:00

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  XD..

  Human in My Ass

  2014-05-24 04:04

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  moon moon origin

  beautiful beast

  2014-05-23 19:58

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  fucken true

  those are spirits talking to you

  2014-05-22 20:25

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  true!

  I've loved two people at once. and the second one wasn't an option. he's married with two kids. @first comment for the record it doesn't make me a whore

  2014-05-22 20:02

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  Lasercorn

  my best friend was thrown from her car bc she wasn't wearing a seatbelt and she died

  2014-05-21 00:29

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  Why Ensure could not be cheaper..

  I remember when my kitties were this small!

  2014-05-20 06:16

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  Reasons to like France

  I went France and met the nicest people there

  2014-05-10 01:35

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  shotgun

  I heard she died later on from serious head injuries. Idk how true, just showed up in my news feed

  2014-05-08 04:31

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  good idea!!

  but who would actually bring breast milk to work?

  2014-04-29 02:07

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  Looks like I'm on track......

  I was 21

  2014-04-22 19:30

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  this will help a lot

  I can multiply those numbers in my head without subtraction and all that weird extra stuff

  2014-04-16 18:49

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  pray for south korea

  there were small children as well

  2014-04-16 18:45

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  John Cena!What a guy!!

  ^^true, just a crappy thing to do to a 6 year old

  2014-04-15 18:26

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  John Cena!What a guy!!

  this is cool, but I don't support make a wish. when my sister had cancer they told her they would grant a wish, and she wanted to go to Disney world. we never heard Mack and her social worker said it happened all the time and took us to star bright

  2014-04-15 18:13

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  Anyone on memedroid color blind

  I'm color blind

  2014-04-10 23:59

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  Passion of the Bacon

  Harry potter and the chamber of bacon

  2014-04-08 01:30

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  dicks

  ^ 4/20

  2014-04-07 22:27

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  wtf?

  you leave Hermoine alone

  2014-04-07 19:14

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  fire buns lol these are always entertaining

  spanky booty

  2014-04-04 19:34

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  Or just trackball?

  I have a laptop with this, I use it for my writing.

  2014-03-30 09:04

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  He was lucky

  I think you're the side chick

  2014-03-29 01:46

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  spare time

  How do ya like them apples?

  2014-03-29 01:18

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  Land of the... moderately free, if you fall within certai...

  I worked at Wal-Mart for four and a half years and I never wore this dress code

  2014-03-28 07:46

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  ...

  well she asked for hot sauce, you got her mild. what did you expect.

  2014-03-25 23:36

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  lock ou

  had my keys locked in the car while my friend was changing the battery. had to go through the sunroof and I think we used a coat hanger to unlock it

  2014-03-20 22:14

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  Jackpot!

  One of the old ladies at work used to do that and then she was fired for stealing from the fundraising

  2014-03-19 21:31

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  a shame really (Vongola Family)

  I can attest to that. my man is black as night and I'm white as flour.

  2014-03-19 03:30

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  omg WHY IS THE WORLD FILLED WITH DUMBASSES

  you went full retard. you never go full retard.

  2014-03-19 03:26

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  gotta love a man in a suit

  I love the one with the fish

  2014-03-13 03:51

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  God kill me

  that's exactly like kingda ka. it's not scary

  2014-03-13 01:03

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  yep

  ...and how exactly did you learn this?

  2014-03-13 00:58

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  I got 5000 :(

  when I add it in order, I get 5000. when I break it up I get 4100. wtf are you doing to my brain

  2014-03-13 00:55

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  I got 5000 :(

  I'm still confused

  2014-03-13 00:53

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  Look at dis!

  check out that tie

  2014-03-10 23:49

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  lol

  those dimples

  2014-03-07 00:58

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  Mother of Smog

  ^Because it's on the internet

  2014-03-01 07:56

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  Boobs <3.<3

  I'm a DD, what's that make me?

  2014-02-28 05:47

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  those poor children

  ^

  2014-02-26 20:57

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  Owned!

  I seriously just saw this on Facebook

  2014-02-24 01:26

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  Speak it correctly......or die

  read and read doesn't really fit because one is past tense. and lead or lead have two different definitions depending on pronunciation

  2014-02-24 01:18

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  Damn Canadians

  district 12

  2014-02-21 19:13

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  Hey! no box..

  my cat just had two kittens (featured in profile pic)

  2014-02-20 00:18

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  Should I watch House of cards?

  Are you using it as directed?

  2014-02-20 00:10

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  Run.

  my friends and I used to fill condoms with shaving cream and soda and hide them throughout the house.... I found one years later in the freezer in the basement and I was like

  2014-02-20 00:07

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  Honey i just discovered I'm pregnant

  I think this is meant to determine/predict gender

  2014-02-19 21:09

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  Dad FTW!!!

  How does one punch in the eye with a rusty fork?

  2014-02-19 21:03

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  dat pain...

  I do this all the time, I don't know why!

  2014-02-19 01:53

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  wow!!!!

  that leg hair

  2014-02-18 14:25

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  I like balloons. Do you like balloons?

  I remember never being allowed to have one

  2014-02-14 01:20

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  True

  my grandmother lived in Ireland, so I don't know what her fridge had, but my God mother had these!

  2014-02-14 01:10

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  Putin ain't putin up with your shit.

  that's not a true story. at all.

  2014-02-14 01:05

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  myspace

  I didn't even have a tv in my room

  2014-02-13 12:07

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