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  chud therapy

  Right on OP! Made me smile today

  2025-10-10 17:35

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  black 72 incident is real

  It's not. It's ring 0 iirc, there's -1 and -2 as well. Then there the millennium engine they snuck in on top of everything intel/windoze made that's backdoored. Every system not only spys on ya, but also does covert work that you can't see but you processor cycle does. Ain't the prediction ring either that tries to multitask. Go count your cycles, you'd be suprised what you found.

  2025-10-10 17:34

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  mirror match gets toxic

  "Prepare to return Fire!"

  2025-10-10 17:27

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  no more loud ads bro

  Shits causing people to lose their hearing with headphones, the assholes know what they been doing. Time to start fucking with Every fucking facet of life that fucks with you, Ole!

  2025-10-10 17:24

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  Renewables just passed coal on the global scoreboard

  Actually it did not, try again OP

  2025-10-10 17:22

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  boston slide was a trap

  Fuckin' Jimbroni Bostoners

  2025-10-10 17:21

  +5
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  wiping boogers on bernie sanders

  Tell 'em OP!

  2025-10-10 17:17

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  alarm strat failed

  Get a big dual bell fire alarm style like a big Garfield one, THEN put it across the room. You'll learn

  2025-10-09 21:28

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  family wipeout speedrun

  

  2025-10-09 21:24

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  You either drink it all or make TSA your enemy

  

  2025-10-09 17:46

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  wow

  Yeah, Colorado's bad too. They heatmapped like 3.5 million illegals traveling through just that one state for the 2020 election throw. Gave 'em drivers licenses to get the illegal voting accomplished.

  2025-10-06 19:56

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  Do not free his cousin vs free my cousin

  $10 and a bolagna sandwich'll solve all that real fucking quick.

  2025-10-06 19:48

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  trust issues speedrun

  Can't Understand Normal Thinking, hence the acronym. Besides, never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die. Except for my Mom of course

  2025-10-06 19:45

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  diarrhea arc

  Better bring a geiger counter...

  2025-10-06 19:44

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  Freedom

  66 @ 100% and holding

  2025-10-05 09:28

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  lol

  Love the piano

  2025-10-05 07:23

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  The Truth Comes Out

  Kash Patel probably won't fix the problem, neither will Bondi. We're all Gonna need a plan B, regardless if you voted for Trump or not.

  2025-10-04 17:00

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  They know

  Look, you think it was a coincidence our oil and rails are getting hit while we hit Russia's? The system hides and corrupts everything, they need a wage slave state. You can disrupt it but you need a plan for afterwards that doesn't get fucked up, any suggestions?

  2025-10-04 09:06

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  True

  IDK, if you can't sum up 5 pages in 1 coherent sentence or two, you're screwed.

  2025-10-04 09:02

  +1
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  Windows exits gracefully, Linux just leaves

  HARD C?

  2025-10-03 21:17

  +1
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  Leveling up my autism stat with paracetamol

  Pfffft, pedestrian. Gimme the "Go Fast."

  2025-10-03 21:13

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  "I know what you're thinking: did I fire all 6 shots, or...

  

  2025-10-01 06:51

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  Damn

  He's stuttering in Cantonese. I thought you guys were smart on here

  2025-09-30 21:35

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  Do tell....

  And the Twin Towers in New York plus building 7 and the "Patriot Act." Then Covid and every other shit operation they can't run decently anymore. Foreign spies all over our government plus our own traitors, we need shit cleaned out and it ain't looking good. Sent our shit around the world and now they want Quadruple missile production with what? Chips and shit from China?

  2025-09-30 21:29

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  let us not forget who the high priest of the moloch cult is

  Correct. There's still a warrant for soros's arrest in Germany iirc.

  2025-09-30 21:21

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  Bro got snipped and we brought snacks

  Supposed to go on your dick.....

  2025-09-30 18:06

  +1
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  Your dad in '92 was cooler than you'll ever be

  Looks like Sonic the Hedgehog 2

  2025-09-30 18:02

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  armor but make it cute

  "Put them in the Iron Maiden!"

  2025-09-30 17:35

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  Pew pew

  Actually, you're close enough I'm prolly taking it outa yer hand and beating you with it if you pointed it at me XD

  2025-09-29 20:28

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  Nutters

  Evil libtards are inevitable, so the meme works in any time frame....

  2025-09-28 15:56

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  title

  Who does #2 work for?

  2025-09-28 15:50

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  He passed on gas for ass.

  "What the hell Peggy?"

  2025-09-28 09:51

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  Halloween costume

  That pinball machine has a 9 ball "cryo-lock" and is the shizzle.

  2025-09-28 09:48

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  Dave

  Oh shit lol.....ok then: does Dave come with his own compound?

  2025-09-28 09:39

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  The plan

  

  2025-09-27 10:19

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  Almost spooky month guys!

  So it IS a thing.......look I don't get out much. This one's pretty good

  2025-09-27 10:08

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  denied

  'Cuz it's not a Costco weiner

  2025-09-26 23:27

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  mummy curse kills cancer

  How they found Ivermectin in Japan, fermented rare, dead bacteria.

  2025-09-26 23:25

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  Sometimes tone is the real problem

  Slunt.

  2025-09-26 18:58

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  just doing my best

  I'm still upvoting you Boss

  2025-09-26 18:51

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  Shame isn't the enemy if it teaches us to do better

  Shame normalization for blaming people

  2025-09-26 18:50

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  Hollywood gorillas vs actual gorillas

  N ot gonna lie, didn't see that coming....

  2025-09-26 18:49

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  Most of our passengers get there alive. (Crazy People)

  "Volvo. They may be boxy, but they're safe."

  2025-09-24 22:45

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  Japan just dropped the clearest pic of Venus ever

  It does. It's in infrared apparently.

  2025-09-24 22:40

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  Adulting

  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

  2025-09-24 21:46

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  Is it all "Hans!!!!" on deck yet?

  Didn't crop it out, go look at the original article. It is the Babylon bee, the public facing stuff, not paywalled; so go lick a dogs ass until it bleeds.

  2025-09-24 21:43

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  Stolen from 'Noah Boday' on X. No idea if he was the crea...

  Society churns while they rob us blind.

  2025-09-24 21:33

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  indeed

  6 machines x how many cores? Idk.....

  2025-09-22 20:14

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  How I’ll tell my grandkids about life after covid‑19 ...

  "Attacks ships off the Shoulders of Orion. I watched Sea Beams glitter in the darkness at Ten Hauser Gate. All those....moments.....lost......like, tears.......in rain......" Vangelis music crescendos

  2025-09-22 20:12

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  gasoline works too

  Lol, you forgot the last one....

  2025-09-22 20:07

  +1
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  regret speedrun

  Shoulda brought the 12 gauge, just like shootin' swamp rats back home

  2025-09-22 19:54

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  Title or smth

  G eez, what's all the fuss about?

  2025-09-22 19:49

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  Cancelation come full circle

  Poor Roseanne, she's crazy, but I dig that chick.

  2025-09-22 19:48

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  Books? yes bro, I got gun manuals

  Now, where were the rest of your accts....

  2025-09-22 17:46

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  I will definitely use it in my presentation

  You forgot a few, hang on: Beam blooming at 1500ft. Can't stop polished warheads. Definitely can't stop a torpedo. Or a carrier killer cruise missles. Only works with electricity versus gunpowder and lead azide. Japanese got railguns to work and we got stuck with a laser pointer courtesy shit-military contractor.

  2025-09-21 20:46

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  If you know you know

  Look, you ain't gonna catch Speedy Gonzales, Sylvester.

  2025-09-21 07:53

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  Canadian doctors prefer to offer euthanasia instead of of...

  Nope, your wrong again like usual

  2025-09-20 16:36

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  Title

  We're just seeing more of what humanity always was, but you may be right T.

  2025-09-20 16:34

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  Send her back

  We Remember Marvin Heemeyer.

  2025-09-20 16:32

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  Send her back

  I touch weed every day and it's says you and your kind should be kicked off planet or reduced to 2 non breeding males. You either help, or get pushed off the boat. God Bless America.

  2025-09-20 16:30

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  Como Estás Jĩmmy

  Ooooo, 2 syllable sentence structure, color me not impressed. And money don't matter because you're defending your fuckmuppet and had to shit something out your anus mouth you ferrylogfucker

  2025-09-19 19:23

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  Continued radicalization is to be expected.

  Hans! Schnapp dir den Flammenwerfer!

  2025-09-19 19:16

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  Sex in US

  Seriously, there's something wrong with most American women, and they're gonna die off with their mental direction mostly: go look at the US birth rate among gringas. And I date women and have dated recently so not an incel, just shocked it's like the Eddie Murphy/ Arsenio Hall dating scene in the original "Coming to America." https://youtu.be/9QHVg6eZk7w?si=cQxeBnZMd0onGrZW

  2025-09-19 19:08

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  She lived to 102 and swore it was punishment

  If ya gotta go, go with a smile.

  2025-09-19 19:02

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  thanks for the $1400 bro

  Thirty Eight Trillion, how'd you only get 8T?

  2025-09-19 19:01

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  The Bee

  geez Wally, why didn't ya say so b4 i voted him in? Lol

  2025-09-19 14:52

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  not one of those days

  29 @ 100% and holding Captain!

  2025-09-19 14:51

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  Home defense these days

  Love the meme OP!

  2025-09-18 21:48

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  A Short Time Ago in a State We Wish was Far, Far Away

  Deport him to Antartica in a crate like a darted fucking monkey, who's with me?

  2025-09-18 21:45

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  English, but make it cryptic

  It's fake: we all know Asian's can't pronounce "L's." Like when the Chinese doctor diagnosed me with "Zachary disease: your ass rooks zachary rike your face."

  2025-09-18 21:41

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  2 More Dancing Monkeys Gone

  

  2025-09-18 21:35

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  State Department denies visas to those who celebrate Kirk...

  FAFO. Now it's your turn to suffer.

  2025-09-18 19:26

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  State Department denies visas to those who celebrate Kirk...

  FAFO. You already did it with the obummer, Jobummer, Bush & Clinton dynasties: cry louder

  2025-09-18 19:26

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  Your applause tells me all I need to know

  That, and "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." "You eat shit for breakfast?"

  2025-09-18 19:20

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  beer guts

  Internal yeast infection basically, have fun with that dna thingy....

  2025-09-18 19:19

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  grandma rolled a nat 20

  4k Samsung DVD to 540 line RCA CRT, Amazon sells the converter. USB Powered D/A VGA to HDMI 1.1. How I run my Atari 2600.

  2025-09-18 19:15

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  Yo ho ho

  This meme sucks, and so does OP

  2025-09-16 18:26

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  The Bee. And they're not wrong XD

  Nice punctuation; now go back to your lotion bucket, freak.

  2025-09-14 21:59

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  A sleeping giant

  Loser

  2025-09-14 19:28

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  Where's Ibn Waldo London edition

  "Coming up Next, on the real wives of Isis...." https://youtu.be/z9THMTVYEz8?si=j31NuELUjSZmscJp

  2025-09-14 19:25

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  Iryna Zarutska

  So, I have to say it. Funny how the deepstate Ukraine thing crossed into the Soros woke prosecution deepstate....two edges of the same sword folding itself together. I feel bad for humanity as a whole, especially the prey we've been turned into.

  2025-09-14 19:21

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  Title

  Well, we now know who the donkey raper is. Get off my burro Hobo

  2025-09-14 10:45

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  The Bee. And they're not wrong XD

  You and your kind are dead shims walking, fyi.

  2025-09-14 09:18

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  The Legend Continues

  Shut up and take my money!

  2025-09-08 20:57

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  Bye bye Chiraq lol

  Yeah, look, I'm from around that area, so we all moved. The Italians ran it, then the Irish, then the commies from somalia like holder/soros/obummer. You break El Chapo out and he'd probably do us a favor.....

  2025-09-07 14:53

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  the urge

  John Witherspoon's ghost, is that you? "Gimme 25, 35 minutes...."

  2025-09-06 22:07

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  Cat

  Cat's fuckin' prairie dogging it

  2025-09-06 22:05

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  wrong spray

  Fucker dropped it on it's valve

  2025-09-06 02:41

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  Turns out tuba was the golden ticket

  Op sucks, lol, dick.

  2025-09-06 02:26

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  Aging should unlock new crimes like perks

  Howabout dismemberment? I want my free pancreas...

  2025-09-06 02:22

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  Crunchwrap expectations vs Taco Bell reality

  No, they don't.

  2025-09-05 10:26

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  Chicago

  Uno's or Duo's?

  2025-09-05 03:41

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  4 Touchdowns in one game.

  Polk high school.

  2025-09-05 03:39

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  Daft Punk processing Miley in real time

  Homework. One of their best albums, ever.

  2025-09-03 21:35

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  debate club in my brain

  Took the words right outa my mouth

  2025-09-01 21:57

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  Title

  Here, I'll finish it for you, "does it make a sound?"

  2025-09-01 21:53

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  weekend doomed

  "Touchè Honky."

  2025-09-01 12:56

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  die with a smile, don't show the world how alone you've b...

  One of the best animated series, EVER. SPAWN animated on HBO was good too.

  2025-08-31 00:07

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  dongs in a call

  Yeah, shit on MAGA, FAFO time. Eye for an eye. Plus your Daughter, Chuck.

  2025-08-31 00:05

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  Dreams

  I can't stop laughing; and that meme's darker than your Mom's butthole

  2025-08-30 23:57

  +5