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  Bunnys

  Life in Hell was an awesome comic strip! *only 80's kids know...* Matt Groening's reference in one of the comics: "Will I be drawing goddamn rabbits for the rest of my life?"

  2014-07-13 00:35

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  oh

  I had that shirt! I was wearing it when the verdict came in

  2014-05-02 18:27

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  It's a real book

  an incredible book. Worth a read if you care about locally sourced food and small scale sustainable agriculture.

  2014-03-27 14:31

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  .

  these sovereign citizen twats get on my last nerves.

  2014-03-07 10:45

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  seriously

  This looks like something from Landover Baptist Church forums.

  2014-03-02 19:25

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  i want to go there so bad

  My favorite fishing hole is in Skidoo bay on Flathead lake

  2014-02-23 18:39

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  Redundant for guys

  And with this vision in my mind, I'm off to work..

  2014-02-20 09:02

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  Omfg

  but not before it cost the Doctors malpractice insurance over 40k to defend. and that, my sweets, is one of the many causes of increasing health care costs in the U.S.

  2014-02-15 14:08

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  Omfg

  this is actually true, there is more to it. the Dr. consulted a judge twice in regards to the plaintiff while in the course of treatment, because he wanted to avoid a lawsuit. it happened anyway. The case was ultimately dismissed, as most of them are

  2014-02-15 14:06

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  .

  This is not good. if you have ice in your toilet, shut off the water supply and flush to drain the tank and empty the bowl the best you can. that will hopefully save you from having to replace the toilet and fix damages when it breaks

  2014-01-07 12:45

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  respect

  90% of parents recently polled admitted they believe spanking to be an effective parenting tool. For fun, look up the incarceration and crime rate from countries that banned corporeal punishment

  2014-01-01 17:25

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  respect

  Every time someone says that spanking kids ensures they will grow up as respectable, responsible adults, I always ask them if that was the case, then why does the United States have the highest incarceration rate in the world, when approximately

  2014-01-01 17:23

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  respect

  As a mother of four children, one teenager included, I have only this to say on the subject: My home is a no spanking, no yelling zone. Period. Yelling and beatings do not solve problems. And I don't really have any serious issues.

  2014-01-01 16:36

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  tomatoe

  that's impressive! But I'm actually laughing at the "Dan Quayle" in the title... ;) Merry Christmas!

  2013-12-24 16:51

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  breaking bad billings

  because it's winter here in western Montana, I have no ski pass, and I'm bored out of my fucking mind. Great view, however.

  2013-12-19 14:39

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  What am I going to do with this one

  Good news is, that probably all washable, kid included. what's not washable is replaceable or repaintable. a picture and memories like that are priceless.

  2013-12-11 06:53

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  What am I going to do with this one

  I'm so glad I'm long past those days! For those of you without children (most of you by the comments) little ones can not only do this in a staggeringly short amount of time, but "beating the ass"of a child this small is pointless. not to mention wrong.

  2013-12-11 06:51

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  real life nope

  starter fluid. not kidding. wait till nightfall when everyone is home, and hit it with starter fluid.

  2013-12-10 09:10

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  le title is epic

  somehow, I don't buy this. I just can't imagine any scenario where a student is given a liquid-nitrogen soaked cracker to munch. I call shenanigans on this

  2013-12-03 22:51

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  police

  I'm guilty of letting my kids fake an illness once in a while to stay home. School can be a bitch...

  2013-11-21 11:18

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  The lady in front of me at walmart

  Ferrari.boi must have a garnishment or child support. that's the only way those check amounts make sense. -former hr and business owner.

  2013-11-06 17:51

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  loool

  this joke was old when we snuck out around class in 4th grade on a folded piece of paper 23 years ago.

  2013-10-31 16:55

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  My math teacher attaches McDonald applications to failed ...

  Not a very effective educator.

  2013-10-24 21:06

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  '!?

  I am friends with a girl who decided to go into bondage porn. Her entire family has disowned her. I still don't know how I feel about it. It's a very strange feeling, going through the HS yearbook...

  2013-10-23 14:16

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  relax...

  ...and the meth.

  2013-10-09 08:44

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  The moment that all we've been waiting

  ESL. Great job!

  2013-10-08 08:14

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  Out of the friendzone, challenge accepted.....

  I've hit the point where he's my only friend.

  2013-09-22 23:08

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  Oh god yes

  No bake ice cream cake... I'm sorry, but that just made my night!

  2013-09-14 22:34

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  What happened to this world...

  That fucking judge needs to be removed from the bench, now. the good news here is that the prosecution is appealing the sentence, because the judge is a fuckhead, and this rapist will likely get to spend more time in Deer Lodge (that up my ass!) Prison.

  2013-09-02 15:10

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  fuuuuuuuuuuuck

  do you know how many times this cartoon was faxed to me during desert storm!?

  2013-08-21 19:51

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  you're move gun control activists

  a good catch, dig deeper. The definition of militia will answer your question

  2013-08-18 20:52

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  you're move gun control activists

  did you not see with your own eyes how they tied down Boston searching for those bombers? I saw. This government gets more corrupt every four years, and ive watched since Reagan. This militarization must be stopped

  2013-08-18 20:17

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  you're move gun control activists

  what ass? the one that watched Ruby Ridge? How 'bout Waco? Or what about the day our illustrious government tore a young boy from the arms of his living family at gunpoint to send him back to Castro? do you deny the militarization of your local police

  2013-08-18 20:14

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  you're move gun control activists

  This government is the evil. When the die is cast, I should at least have a similar weapon to fire back. Jokes on them, tho... I'm a better shot with a bolt-action .243 than any members of the alphabet agencies, even with their autos.

  2013-08-18 20:08

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  hot chick

  ripadipa, hens have combs too. just usually not as large as the cocks. this is a hen.

  2013-08-16 09:28

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  Welcome to world nope , home of nopetopia

  I love honeybees! I have 3 hives with Russians. Easiest thing to raise.

  2013-08-15 10:46

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  best wedding ever

  Best friends ever! congrats!

  2013-08-11 14:47

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  It was boring night.

  I was trolled by the twins. The little shits did it on purpose. Skyrim was placed in the Braveheart DVD case. THEY PLANNED THIS!! They honestly thought it would be funny. Their choice actually was.

  2013-07-24 18:19

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  Hip piercings are sexy

  That's a bag of McDonald's in the back; that little girl should spend more time putting some meat on her bones, and less time posing for pictures.

  2013-07-22 09:18

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  Word :)

  live with the guilt and pain and regret that comes with suicide. My grandfather, a friend, and a co-worker all took this route this year, and I would give anything to have them back.

  2013-07-21 13:46

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  Word :)

  no, suicide is the ultimate selfish cop-out. it's someone telling the world that no one else matters anymore, that their pain is paramount to any thing else, and that they are perfectly fine with leaving their loved ones to live for the rest of their

  2013-07-21 13:44

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  the future

  That teacher is an asshole. some student put a fair amount of work into that test, and not everyone is a mathematical genius. Not a very effective educator. I would flip shit if my kids test was written on like that, and I don't do that often.

  2013-07-16 09:14

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  so true

  Because race is an easy thing to bait, because its easy to explain. Its easy to get a bunch of youth riled up about a shooting when the media has papers to sell. Face it, the potential for violence here is high, and the news networks are unscrupulous.

  2013-07-15 10:08

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  Title is not sexist

  Hey, I have one of those . Oh, wait...

  2013-07-03 14:34

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  Burn!

  prayers for Colorado, I know how you feel. I've been through a few record fire seasons in Montana. I know all about evacuating, smoke, oppressive heat, not being able to get away, and the fear that your home is next. Godspeed friends.

  2013-06-24 16:45

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  Guys wanna hear a funny joke?.........womens rights.

  nose at them. Oh, btw. I know a truck driver with a masters in econ. He makes more hauling milk than he ever did running financial reports. And hes a ton happier than he used to be.

  2013-06-23 04:53

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  Guys wanna hear a funny joke?.........womens rights.

  journeyman wages starting easily ak 50k a year, in some states like N D and AK, a six figure income is not uncommon in the trades. You depend on them for the building, maintenance, and care of your precious ac system, so do not look down your precious

  2013-06-23 04:51

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  Guys wanna hear a funny joke?.........womens rights.

  There is a huge demand for plumbers, electricians, truck drivers, mechanics and welders. while you face an uphill battle finding employment, many if the aforementioned are heavily involved in well-paid apprenticeship programs, and looking foreward to

  2013-06-23 04:48

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  Guys wanna hear a funny joke?.........womens rights.

  do yourself a huge favor, DO NOT asssume that people (mostly men, but an increasing number of women) who work in the trades (those filthy manual labor jobs) are uneducated. They are very well educated.

  2013-06-23 04:44

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  Guys wanna hear a funny joke?.........womens rights.

  aleicia, you are so off base it would be comical if it wasn't so sad. Your fancy econ degree you work for is a fine thing. I got fancy assed degrees too, and they aren't really worth much in the long scheme of things cont

  2013-06-23 04:42

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  Guys wanna hear a funny joke?.........womens rights.

  women are their own worst enemy. "Equality" pfft. Most women can't handle real equality. If most women had to do what many men do day in and day out, they would piss themselves. Suck it up, buttercup.

  2013-06-22 23:21

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  its so nice :D

  unless you live in Salt Lake City

  2013-06-20 22:56

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  Are u flirting?

  5 out of six people agree, russian roulette is a great game!

  2013-06-20 22:35

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  Captain Jack

  and when the cops asked to come in, who let them? food for thought... We always told them no.

  2013-06-20 16:30

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  Where's yours?

  Fell out of my breast pocket straight into a parts washer. I rebuilt that carburetor with my tears.

  2013-06-19 23:44

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  Only in aussie land lol

  that's wrong.

  2013-06-18 12:36

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  •Do you agree?•

  Because they are.

  2013-06-18 12:35

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  So scary. I hunt and this would scare me

  if you hunt, that has happened to you. you just don't know it. Nothing beats the curiosity of the puma in the woods. 2 legged hunters means a gut pile, and they know it.

  2013-06-17 10:04

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  I'm not saying its not true

  pffft. I got neighbors who believe the government is breeding a race of supermen in holes in the ground nearby. They saw them digging the holes. It was for a septic tank, but according to them, that's what the government wants me to believe.

  2013-06-13 11:50

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  So hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband...

  in related news, a cult leader was found dead with all members of his congregation on November 29, 2013. They drank the kool-aid.

  2013-06-12 21:36

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  Please, Calvin... Stop Growing Up!

  Just say no to drugging your kids.

  2013-06-04 15:40

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  couldn't agree more

  my only problem is the peptpo bismol painted on the wall. as a parent, I would save pictures like this for future mortification.

  2013-05-29 14:00

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  soviets take berlin

  Patton had the right idea. we should have given every every German POW a rifle and pointed them east towards the Soviet lines. they should never have been allowed in Berlin.

  2013-05-27 21:09

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  that's love... who needs sleep

  I raise my own food. Chickens, pigs, we co-op a cow for milk and butter. I have greenhouses. the bacon I cure and smoke myself, so it doesn't have all the shit in it. Its a business getting all that done..

  2013-05-25 18:08

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  that's love... who needs sleep

  Before it was cool. Breakfast cereal is full of gmos and hfcs, so I don't keep it in the house. It's garbage food that makes garbage minds and garbage bodies.

  2013-05-25 17:56

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  that's love... who needs sleep

  Aww, thanks guys. Truth be told, I have a larger ulterior motive than being the world's best mommy (got the coffee mug that makes that official a few years ago) it's simply this; I have always hated Monsanto and huge corporate agriculture (cont)

  2013-05-25 17:54

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  that's love... who needs sleep

  Every morning for my husband when he's home from the fields. Every morning for the kids before school because no one deserves to go to school with a belly full of cold cereal. Bacon, eggs, pancakes. I make it all.

  2013-05-25 17:36

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  Graduation hat done right

  That's gorgeous! have a great graduation party!

  2013-05-24 20:53

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  Nah bro.

  white Jesus, we meet again...

  2013-05-20 10:15

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  do it

  engine starts, but idles roughly, in neutral or drive. that's it, I'm not doing these things anymore while sitting on the toilet after my husband (the mechanic) leaves.

  2013-05-18 16:55

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  my nutella

  Ignore it. Her premise is faulty.

  2013-05-15 13:19

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  my nutella

  See darling? No ones impressed with you. A word of advice: go back to school. Get an education, get a good job, and take good care if that baby. That way, you will never again have to depend on a level two sex offender for support.

  2013-05-15 12:32

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  my nutella

  *calls the waaambulance*

  2013-05-15 12:23

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  my nutella

  ^would gladly have shared. *pops metric butt-load*

  2013-05-15 12:20

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  my nutella

  *pops popcorn*

  2013-05-15 12:16

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  my nutella

  Ahh, good morning Trisha. I see you and your mother found a way around that restraining order. Go ahead, thrill everyone with your "woe is me" story of how I ruined your life. The judge was less than impressed, these people are too smart to fall for it.

  2013-05-15 11:58

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  my nutella

  I love these!

  2013-05-15 11:41

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  trolled

  I'm a papaya

  2013-05-10 23:17

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  genius or bitch?

  believe me, she very likely wrote that letter last night. I'm positive she strongly highlighted her vast education and experience while she berated them for that spelling "mistake" and pointed out that it kept her from even considering working for them.

  2013-05-05 11:58

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  genius or bitch?

  this one never left high school. she's a know it all grammar nazi with a superiority complex. I enjoyed myself immensely.

  2013-05-05 11:02

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  genius or bitch?

  its an exceedingly annoying and childish way that a bunch of girls I went to high school with 15 years ago used to use to say goodbye.

  2013-05-05 10:59

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  3rd comment is sexy

  Here, all the men go to North Dakota. Including mine. 3 weeks on and one week off. Hard work, good money. You won't see me complain about it too much, I know military wives that endure harder separations.

  2013-05-02 14:28

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  Tower

  one in office, and the other in prison.

  2013-05-01 11:23

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  Tower

  not enough room in comments to discuss over 40 years of government mismanagement and missed opportunities that landed all of us into this extremely bad spot. but I will say this. I firmly believe politicians should only be allowed two terms;

  2013-05-01 11:23

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  BOOM!

  is. wtf.

  2013-04-30 17:31

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  BOOM!

  on a completely unrelated note, I just want to say that it's an adorable baby!

  2013-04-30 17:30

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  bachelor of commerce... 4 years... 100k -.-

  defend themselves from the petty, dictatorial bullshit from the high school dropout son-in-law of the company owner who will be the direct supervisor. All this for the amazing wage of 8 dollars an hour! No benefits, you lazy sack of shit. Get to work!

  2013-04-30 07:24

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  bachelor of commerce... 4 years... 100k -.-

  Correction, most companies want a college degree, experience, an O-negative blood type, a tarot reading, demonstrable jedi mind tricks, availability to work nights and weekends with no prior notice, no discernable social life, and unable to

  2013-04-30 07:21

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  Just lay there.

  unrelated comment... Sooooo much porn today. Porn in moderation, porn in profile pics. Jeeze.

  2013-04-29 14:17

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  Just lay there.

  I'm no longer sure about the wisdom of allowing profile pics...

  2013-04-29 09:09

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  Just lay there.

  definitely. really? can I get some more coffee here please?

  2013-04-29 07:53

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  Just lay there.

  The comments have defiantly become more entertaining.

  2013-04-29 07:50

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  Asked someone fix the stove.

  My sister pulled one of these once... I'm sending her this one!

  2013-04-26 09:40

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  Tim Allen is my hero

  ^well, he IS a Dick. Timothy Allen Dick.

  2013-04-25 09:43

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  So I made this box in pottery class...

  I just love how mispell_guy seems to be having a tough morning. I never could do Thursdays either. love the pottery, I couldn't do something like that when I did have time...

  2013-04-25 08:56

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  Tim Allen is my hero

  Yes, he went to prison. he wrote a book at one point about that and other things. Don't stand too close to a naked man. He's an extremely intelligent man. I love a good rags to riches type story.

  2013-04-25 08:51

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  I still want those blades of Chaos

  let it never be said I didn't spank my kids when they had it coming...

  2013-04-20 16:54

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  Uploaded originally by Cheffernan 03/20/2012. Where did ...

  Repost_police, come and get me!

  2013-04-19 09:15

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  This just happened... I love my children!

  One in. I know I have more, but I got them before the update that named the uploader. I'll have to go through the comments

  2013-04-18 23:50

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  This just happened... I love my children!

  You know, I have comics from bluemage and cheffernan still in my favorites. I should resubmit them in tribute to the best

  2013-04-18 22:35

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