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  Problem solved

  Guy I knew from high school one day got all his money, put it in a suitcase, drove out to a field, lit the case on fire, then grabbed his shotgun out of his truck and Cobained himself. Fun times

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  Practice makes perfect. The only problem is you have to b...

  Birdie while you turdie

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  Bro has a plan

  The courier had "people" in space in about a week and reignited the high tech industry sectors *literally* by pressing some buttons in a bunker that set a bunch of robo-boys on fire

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  Tom stays suffering

  I recall that being an especially dark ending for a Tom and Jerry episode. That and the "waiting on railroad tracks to die" episode

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  Lool

  Have a similar one to that fan, something in it is loose and rattles like crazy. Can't hear a damn thing when it's on

  2026-09-22 17:28

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  We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

  Your stupid ass is back? Fuck your :retarded: website and fuck you too

  2026-09-21 21:33

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  Should I be worried? Everyone keeps saying adulthood suck...

  I'm in the middle of that range. And I'm taking a shit right now

  2026-09-21 15:13

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  dongs in a place

  Must not have watched until the end. They clearly specified "no Filipinos"

  2026-09-21 13:26

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  Found another piss drawer!

  I also like to imagine that the guy bought it and moved it to his place not once wondering why the fuck it smelled so bad, was much heavier than expected, and made swishing noises

  2026-09-21 13:23

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  Remember what they took from you

  The Shrek 2 game on ps2 was great, so was Cars, and the spongebob movie game was basically a reskin of the battle for bikini bottom game which was good. Can't think of any other good ones off the top of my head

  2026-09-21 10:19

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  Remember what they took from you

  I completely forgot about the Cars videogame. I played it all the damn time and completely forgot about it. Fun times though

  2026-09-21 10:17

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  dongs in a book

  Grim would probably work his ass off though considering that this new position gets him away from Billy and Mandy

  2026-09-21 10:15

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  Taking out the commie trash

  "Pay" attention? In this economy?

  2026-09-21 10:11

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  shrek logic

  I mean they literally named him "lord fuckwad". And his demeanor matched his namesake

  2026-09-18 16:16

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  water wins wars

  *me walking away from the Roman larpers and tax leeches fighting to the death over a big block of cement while my spurs go jingle jangle jingle*

  2026-09-18 13:04

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  boss battle

  I prefer to be shirtless for your morning constitutional too

  2026-09-18 13:01

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  Que?

  I have no problem with single moms, life happens, shit happens, may not be their fault for their situation. I have a problem with single mom :whores: and single mom entitled bitches who think dates are atms.

  2026-09-18 12:41

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  THIS.....

  Keep shitting on our country since you legally can't shit on your own.

  2026-09-18 12:37

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  finally decompiled

  "But why was he a cyborg!?" Hellsing abridged is the best

  2026-09-17 12:36

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  Bro found $30 and somehow became a wanted man

  "Hey man, I found your $30. I'll give you back the rest after subtracting my finders fee." "How much is the fee?" "$30 "

  2026-09-17 11:58

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  gaben evolution

  pulmonary aspiration risks under anesthesia, thyroid tumors. Source: told Google search to make me a comma separated list of the symptoms

  2026-09-17 11:56

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  gaben evolution

  changes in vision, worsening of diabetic retinopathy, dehydration, acute kidney injury, pancreatitis, gallbladder problems, gallstones, severe allergic reactions, intestinal blockage (ileus), stomach paralysis (gastroparesis),

  2026-09-17 11:55

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  gaben evolution

  Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, abdominal pain, decreased appetite, bloating, gas, belching, heartburn, indigestion, gastritis, fatigue, dizziness, headache, injection site reactions, changes in taste, low blood sugar

  2026-09-17 11:55

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  xrockinzombiex I wanna have your baby

  "African thoughts in my head" what the fuck I've never heard that before. Anyways, being a cheater or facilitating it isn't a Christian thing to do and shocking that marrying a cheater means you worry about them cheating on you

  2026-09-15 14:23

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  If anyone asks me if I know the context I will plead the ...

  Person becomes person minus their skin. Not pretty

  2026-09-15 14:08

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  If anyone asks me if I know the context I will plead the ...

  Since morbid curiosity could lead to even more :fucked: up search results than just the name, the source gif the image is referencing is Fukouna Shoujo 03.

  2026-09-15 14:07

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  If anyone asks me if I know the context I will plead the ...

  Ah yes, a classic

  2026-09-14 16:55

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  Lol

  He meant what he said.

  2026-09-13 16:18

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  This meme will annoy xrockinzombiex for some reason

  And you're the cuck taking the picture

  2026-09-13 03:15

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  Lol

  Now swap the genders of this and watch feminists screech in indignation

  2026-09-11 23:16

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  Kirk od

  OP is a :faggot: ragebaiter

  2026-09-10 21:01

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  Regret before bedtime

  I ignored them because the doctors said not to listen to the voices in my head

  2026-09-09 11:44

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  door technology

  "Weird place to place your floating sticker, but whatever." *walks past sticker and out the door in the distance*

  2026-09-09 11:43

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  Hover fly propaganda

  Don't forget the winged assholes known as horse flies. Those bastards are irritable as fuck

  2026-09-09 01:26

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  Physics enters the chat

  Who needs even heat distribution anyways

  2026-09-09 00:33

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  Choose your fighter

  Are your kids white and not Jewish? If yes then the choice should be pretty obvious

  2026-09-07 15:35

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  2006 magic. How old were you when you first saw this?

  Up to the other cars who aren't allowed to pass eachother or the pace car while it is there, but if you miss that window then you're basically stuck a full lap behind the other racers. Source: Google and paraphrasing

  2026-09-07 13:23

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  2006 magic. How old were you when you first saw this?

  Basically stops the race without stopping it. They show up for multiple reasons but in this clip it's due to an accident/debris on the track (I think, been some time since I watched that movie). If you take a pit stop and get out ahead of it you can catch

  2026-09-07 13:21

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  I am 2 out of 3

  Sleeping in jeans isn't that bad. I don't prefer it, but I've come home completely exhausted and passed out without taking off my work pants before. Not showering after workouts/weekly socks is crime material though

  2026-09-06 01:39

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  Brain won't shut up

  True that worry can give you the kick in the pants, but when you get off your ass to improve your future then it's no longer "worrying about your future". It becomes "working towards a better future". Worrying alone won't help much though

  2026-09-05 02:26

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  The relationship ended because of you too

  More so evidence-based observation than a simple view but sure

  2026-09-04 17:27

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  The relationship ended because of you too

  Not with you two posting one-sided views with firm "nuh-uh" responses to criticism

  2026-09-04 17:15

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  Just Check In On Society To See How Its Going...

  From what I've seen it was 1 male juror that held the whole thing up. I haven't fully followed this case but it sounds like he did not agree with what the other jurors had decided and firmly held them in a deadlock. Judge compared him to Winston Churchill

  2026-09-04 17:14

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  My ears want refunds

  How was their cover bad?

  2026-09-03 10:49

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  Carney wants meme peace

  The memes shall continue until the medically assisted :suicide: rates improve

  2026-09-02 16:10

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  Brain won't shut up

  1 - future isn't now, no use worrying 2 - if it needs doing, do it. If it's some esoteric "thing" you haven't done, focus on where you are, not where you wish you were 3 - "other people's opinions of me are none of my business".

  2026-09-02 15:23

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  Mathematicians really cooked with this shortcut

  ...take your upvote and fuck off

  2026-09-02 10:28

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  Based Bible Ribbing?

  Say you use some ore to create a sword. You then take a small amount from the sword and use it to instead create a dagger. Two different items, different form, different function, made from the same ore. You don't have "a sword and some ore".

  2026-09-02 10:23

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  Maga Cult

  Boring ragebait

  2026-09-01 17:22

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  Donkey killed during police investigation in Polk County

  You shot their ass, now we'll :shoot: yours

  2026-08-31 14:24

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  Mouse-san vs Trap-chan

  Picturing the "curse you" in the meme being replaced with your "go fuck yourself CoinBench"

  2026-08-31 12:54

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  Which way?

  Unless you're declaring a fetish for shit, I have no clue what the hell this "meme" is meant to convey

  2026-08-29 21:02

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  III

  A quiet place with free target practice? Works for me

  2026-08-28 16:37

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  dongs in a shoe

  Yes

  2026-08-25 10:24

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  dongs in a shoe

  No

  2026-08-25 10:24

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  Steam hiding the last achievement like it's classified

  You can just view global achievements and then choose to view the hidden ones

  2026-08-25 10:19

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  immune already

  Couldn't survive basic spelling though

  2026-08-25 10:16

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  wot

  If including videos/animations...probably

  2026-08-20 22:38

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  Bro chose violence

  Dude took a punch straight to the face from Broc and not only got back up but kept fighting. Pretty damn impressive

  2026-08-19 08:28

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  Racist

  Crows are such an interesting oximoronic species. They're black...yet they're intelligent

  2026-08-18 20:09

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  Modern cars really became tablets with wheels

  At least give back the side window cranks

  2026-08-17 23:44

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  The real question

  Fuck no

  2026-08-17 23:43

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  caught lacking

  Wouldn't really be helpful unless you ask yes or nos and have a list of possible locations. Pinocchio can just lie his ass off and list random shit and it still wouldn't really help

  2026-08-17 23:42

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  My Boy

  Source is "And you thought there was never a girl online". Romcom anime involving a school club of 1 guy and multiple girls in the same mmorpg guild

  2026-08-17 23:35

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  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

  My entire dev team uses laptops for programming. I will admit that two monitors is very convenient, but a single laptop screen got my stupid ass through 2 comp sci degrees

  2026-08-17 23:28

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  Gubmint of Slop

  I'd rather have long deep conversations with the voices in my head than with a soulless bot. At least the voices fight back

  2026-08-17 23:26

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  *valid judging*

  I did always find it funny that turning a cross upside down made it evil when there is biblical evidence of it being used by someone revered as a Saint to respect Jesus. Especially it being Peter

  2026-08-17 23:24

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  Title

  If you think x and y are bad just wait until the math starts speaking Greek

  2026-08-17 23:22

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  Not bad for a dropout

  Perhaps...politics would be his strong suit

  2026-08-17 14:48

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  please be real

  Fucking hate LinkedIn, just a bunch of business larpers blowing themselves or truly desperate people trying to have a start at a career that no fucking employer will bother to help them with

  2026-08-15 16:34

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  Her

  Op has never been in the same hemisphere as a woman

  2026-08-13 02:10

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  Age check successful

  I was solving advanced calculus equations back in college. Now I occasionally forget how to do basic arithmetic

  2026-08-11 11:51

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  Doggy dropped it

  Thats doodoo from a butt

  2026-08-10 19:11

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  Mathematically true, physically impossible

  But it isn't negative. It's imaginary

  2026-08-10 15:39

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  Aaaah

  Or you can just code shit yourself and not worry about whatever spaghetti-ass logic it throws together. Fucking hate when people just check that the end result looks good enough and don't bother to check "their own" code.

  2026-08-05 14:48

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  dongs in a hero

  He was so nice. Especially when he taught that little cyber girl how to pogo jump...with a first-hand demonstration

  2026-08-03 15:50

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  MAGA = fascists

  In other words: this meme is ragebait and doesn't deserve deeper discussion

  2026-08-03 09:58

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  MAGA = fascists

  As if the meme itself isn't name calling people fascists for not having the same political views? And using a single case as an argument against those same people despite there being cases for positives and negatives for every political stance?

  2026-08-03 09:57

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  Need this

  Then you say "good morning" and my nose hairs burn because morning breath is real and we both need to brush our teeth

  2026-08-03 09:19

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  MAGA = fascists

  You're a :retard:

  2026-08-03 09:17

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  Lol

  Op. You're a :faggot:

  2026-07-29 19:56

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  Tate court season

  Apparently it was for rape, sex trafficking, and assault. 59 total charges brought against them. Source: google with light skimming of a BBC article

  2026-07-29 19:55

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  green please

  Solid red means they're in a meeting/appointment and yes you can still send them the message and it should still notify them

  2026-07-29 15:00

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  dongs in a necromorph

  Dead space 2 was my introduction to the series as a kid. The beginning scared the shit out of me so bad it took me 2 months to give it another try. Then I found out that Isaac can fight back

  2026-07-28 21:07

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  title

  By the time he could see that the other driver had veered off what could he have done? Cut left? Would've hit head on when the other driver corrected. Cut right? Risk the driver slamming into the driver-side and potential death. Brakes? Gets hit anyways.

  2026-07-27 02:40

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  That made me relax

  *me who actually has a toilet*

  2026-07-23 16:25

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  legend

  Well it's still helping animals I guess

  2026-07-23 16:21

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  Headaches

  That was a particularly shitty clamp it seems

  2026-07-23 16:06

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  In this case i LOVE maths

  Your sex life is like the square root of -1

  2026-07-23 15:52

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  Meme

  Putting a single vine boom on a Jimmy Neutron clip is a meme now? Lazy

  2026-07-23 11:56

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  Me in school everday

  Calculus 2 was largely me being told that some infinites are greater than others. Infinity^2 > Infinity-1. Yet they are both still infinity

  2026-07-22 13:51

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  Imitation imitation crab, made from real crab

  If you squint this is sour cream

  2026-07-21 18:45

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  Fuck, I miss the hype around Portal 2

  One day we will be introduced to a presidential candidate named "John Henry Eden". We'll never see him in-person but he will give plenty of patriotic speeches. He'll really push for a "clean water" bill too.......

  2026-07-21 17:05

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  introvert life

  Depends on the person. I'm perfectly content with my coworkers not noticing my existence. Usually because me being acknowledged typically means there's a problem or project they want me to deal with, but still quiet means smooth operation for me

  2026-07-21 17:03

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  dongs in a slade

  The narrator will announce it and Deadpool will hear that since that batshit fuck doesn't believe in 4th walls

  2026-07-17 21:37

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  It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday

  And a console that could survive a beating as severe (if not moreso) than the beatings your drunk dad subjected you to. My ps2 still works today despite hitting the floor so many times you'd think it was in the Apple Bottom Jeans music video

  2026-07-17 10:10

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  Red Robin store closures could hit Arizona in 2026

  Not a meme fuckface

  2026-07-17 10:07

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  dongs in a slade

  Deadpool says he's better than you and if you kill me that's you admitting he's right

  2026-07-17 10:06

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  Oh mah heart, mah soul

  "Lock opened by any key vs key opening any lock etc." But no it isn't a huge deal how many men she had unless she's spent so much time with her legs in the air that airlines have created flight maps to avoid collisions with them.

  2026-07-17 10:05

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  startup culture

  "I told him he could eat how he chooses, but that he's not a good worker and is lazy if he doesn't eat at his desk while continuing to work. He must be ungrateful for the job and only wants a paycheck. Who goes to work just to make money!? "

  2026-07-17 10:01

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