Slumberjack

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Slumberjack | 2026-02-01 14:17

Let me tell you I live in the UK, without telling you I live in the UK.

Brown Dei England Has Fallen

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Not my problem
Outstanding move

3h
+3
The Way She Gors
Man, I've been talking to women wrong all these year

3h
+8
Must try this
No, I don't think I will

3h
+1
Disney moment

7h
+4
rio returns
I think the term you're looking for is "birb"

22h
+2
Built different
Same can be said of most mental health

22h
+6
Fortunately, I'm back in the Philippines having cut our m...
Happy Pride month filthy sodomite

22h
+3
Pride Is Important
You're completely right OP. It's never okay to think that. They need to KNOW

22h
+10
Atlus remembered
It'll be great. P3, P4, Metaphor - all fantastic

22h
+2
Everything slop
I'm cautiously optimistic about Zero Company... but that may be because I don't actually know anything about it other than XCOM Star Wars

22h
+1
sam altman quote
Take my upvote you zingy bastard.

1d
+16
Atlus remembered
I second your woo

1d
+2
Everything slop
Really? In front of my wishlisted Persona 6?!

1d
+5
Gears of war release date
There's also a fugly monkey on your squad

1d
+1
Dwarf detector
You can if you're any good.

1d
0
Business as usual in England
G et them and their sympathisers into a rope

1d
0
still missed

1d
0
That took practice in ball handling.
That just looks like choking but with extra steps

1d
+1
Haha
OP got tired of disappointing his parents so now it's our turn

2026-06-07 08:44
+21
Gender Roles
Wow, slow down there OP, you're gonna choke on all that cock.

2026-06-06 21:03
+3
So Long Brits
Most things are

2026-06-06 20:56
+11
Japan stays winning
G oing to need a few extra "E"s to make this work as a loooong shout instead of the usual. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

2026-06-04 19:32
+4
firm handshake
America? Infiltrated? Greedy scumbags? ... I... can't... J-EEEEEEWS!!!

2026-06-01 10:19
0
What a mo
The best supporting evidence for this is OP's pfp

2026-05-31 08:21
+9
Say vroom
It did take a few different tries to get the one that went through

2026-05-30 13:31
+6
Say vroom
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Nog.

2026-05-29 21:27
+24
Give the midwits gambling and zyn
OP seems to have a fixation on "wrassling" "Trump" and "Balls"

2026-05-29 03:36
+18
man detected

2026-05-27 22:12
+1
absolute cinema
Really like pre-taint Star Wars, but as a couple they don't compare

2026-05-27 06:39
+3
Gamers want effort
Nah, that was ... *shudder* Dragon Age: Failgua- Sorry, Valeguard

2026-05-26 21:11
+3
Boomers gonna boom.
...

2026-05-26 17:25
+5
history class
You think elephants would have lived that long if the natives had the capacity to kill them that efficiently?

2026-05-26 06:30
+16
Gamers want effort
I loved Divinity OS 2 and while I'm enjoying BG3... I don't find it as good myself

2026-05-26 06:28
+8
Gotta go
Instructions unclear. My gentleman's sausage is now covered in ants.

2026-05-23 10:24
+2
title
I ndeed. I think we all do.

2026-05-23 10:22
0
title
Don't do that. Don't give me hope

2026-05-23 10:20
+3
We are champions of England!!!!
Judging from pfp OP loves anything to do with blacks and balls

2026-05-23 08:44
+3
We are the champions of England!!!!
I'm gonna tell OP to put this in his own anus from whence it came

2026-05-22 13:53
0
Eggactly!
Need to get in and switch that y to an n before less savoury company arrives my friend

2026-05-21 13:35
+5
burden off my shoulders
Actually it is N-O-B but I guess you're too busy guzzling them down to be bothered about spelling

2026-05-19 03:14
-2
burden off my shoulders
OP is an imposter who enjoys spending every waking moment as a nob jockey.

2026-05-18 08:34
+12
England has always been a fascist state. India was 10x wo...

2026-05-16 21:12
+1
They will never do it.
Is this version of the character's Achilles Heel being misgendered?

2026-05-16 15:05
+2
What do you prefer? The new or the old logo?
What did dogs ever do to deserve that kind of insult?

2026-05-16 12:03
+16
What do you prefer? The new or the old logo?

2026-05-16 12:02
+12
Badonkadonk
The only choice I ever said that to in my croupier days was when they chose to tip

2026-05-16 09:41
-1
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh
Of all the things you could be, why choose to be a nob gobbler?

2026-05-16 09:39
+13
The lament of the lanyards
Guess that makes OP a simpleton

2026-05-16 09:37
+3
Main character 1920
Scouting out

2026-05-16 07:09
-1
Anime debt collector
What did he do?

2026-05-15 10:32
-1
Rare government W
Very true. I have Wednesdays off but can only get work done on Monday/Tuesday because I spend all of Thursday/Friday fixing the mistakes whoever covered the Wednesdays made

2026-05-15 05:59
0
built different
You're not meant to smoke cock my friend.

2026-05-12 11:10
+1
The 4 left wing parties got fingerblasted by the only par...
That's hilarious, we should all pitch in

2026-05-10 07:33
+6
Well
E veryone hates you for what you've done and who you choose to be

2026-05-10 07:15
+25
The 4 left wing parties got fingerblasted by the only par...
Goodness gracious do I want to set him on fire

2026-05-10 07:10
+7
The 4 left wing parties got fingerblasted by the only par...
What did he say OP? Though I'm sure I could guess...

2026-05-09 20:43
+7
Cruise ship nightmare

2026-05-08 13:39
+1
That can't be good
Tunnel Juice

2026-05-07 20:46
+1
how to adult
N-no you!

2026-05-07 20:41
+3
Normal Is Apparently Now Offensive
Her BMI may disagree.

2026-05-05 05:49
+2
turtle smuggle
A life for a life

2026-05-04 11:14
+8
number king
Perhaps some sort of literary achievement?

2026-05-04 11:09
+5
Hehe
Oh no, it's retarded

2026-05-01 08:30
+5
Dead arm panic
Thanks man, I admire your dedication

2026-04-29 05:57
+1
tech mess
Just above you good sir

2026-04-28 20:10
+2
Temu Hagrid energy
I like Nick Frost as much as the next guy, but goodness me who thought it'd be a good idea to cast him as Hagrid?

2026-04-27 08:52
+4
sick
I'm not reading that

2026-04-26 17:38
+7
Generational differences

2026-04-26 17:12
+3
sick
Sir this is a memesite

2026-04-26 16:42
+14
sick
It's starting to feel like maymaydroid again

2026-04-26 15:58
+14
Generational differences
While true... They did also have it WAY better

2026-04-26 15:50
+17
Its the simple things
Maybe I was admiring how clean that counter top is

2026-04-25 16:30
+3
Its the simple things
Wonder what type of guy is looking at the lettuce...

2026-04-25 15:27
-4
Insects catching strays

2026-04-24 14:19
+6
if the smell of rubbing alcohol was the taste
Well there's your problem

2026-04-24 13:51
0
Stop animal cruelty, your voice can make a difference.
*Fondling

2026-04-23 20:20
+6
Oh no
I hope you return to your cycle of abuse OP so we're spared from your uploads

2026-04-23 20:19
+20
Stop animal cruelty, your voice can make a difference.
OP seems to be fond of dog dick pictures...

2026-04-23 20:13
+13
I just ask why
Nooo you should do everything your told without question!!

2026-04-23 13:35
+6
Walking down the street with your bf
Well at least no one will ever steal your "memes" OP. Though I wish it could be stolen from my memory

2026-04-23 13:01
+8
Is Gen Z really more stupid than previous generations?
It is. I believe Gen Z were the first generation to have a lower average IQ than the generation before them... Not sure how accurate that information is but personal experience backs it up

2026-04-22 15:29
+4
Is Gen Z really more stupid than previous generations?
It is. I believe Gen Z were the first generation to have a lower average IQ than the generation before them... Not sure how accurate that information is but personal experience backs it up

2026-04-22 15:28
+6
What good old days
I dunno, I reckon there are more than a few people who could do with a good bout of polio

2026-04-22 15:08
+2
Asking the pertinent questions
A lot of the shite is OP. I hope everyone cones back to save the day

2026-04-22 15:05
+5
Yes
Not OP, he sucks fat, black balls every day so can't be a racist!

2026-04-22 06:08
+5
Something's wrong I can feel it
Wow OP, your new pfp is even uglier. Congratulations on the achievement.

2026-04-22 06:05
+9
Sigmaxxing
OP's posts have a steeper decline than Kier Starmer's approval rating.

2026-04-21 14:17
+9
Correction. It's the richest government on earth
Now do Nazi Germany.

2026-04-21 14:13
+8
Drugs save the day
You copy all your content from MrBallen OP?

2026-04-21 06:01
-4
PSA
Sounds fuckin' good to me

2026-04-20 18:51
-1
THIS....
Just in case he needs finishing off, I redeemed a gift card

2026-04-18 18:25
+4
Build that wall
What in retardation?

2026-04-18 18:20
+5
Lol
Ahh... No. Not worth the trade off of having to look at

2026-04-18 04:49
-1
kindness era
Too bad for the sons huh?

2026-04-17 16:29
+7
Lol
I just don't understand it. Other things I can see where they come from if I really try, but this just seems objectively bad

2026-04-17 16:25
0
Dead arm panic

2026-04-17 11:56
+2
if the smell of rubbing alcohol was the taste
What have you been drinking OP?

2026-04-17 03:39
+5
Lol
I will forever hold that nothing is more disgusting than lip filler

2026-04-16 13:37
+11
Time to let it die
Borderlands

2026-04-15 17:54
+8
Time to let it die
Dragon Age

2026-04-15 17:53
+12

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