EclipseScythe

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Commute is pain
As a truck driver this really hits

1d
+10
Lore incoming
I’m not well versed in lotr lore but wasn’t it someone else who was importsnt asked her for a single hair and she said no but when Gimli asked for a single hair she gave him 3?

1d
+1
Maga Cult Of Insanity
That’s just the sound she makes when she breathes

2026-06-24 03:21
+1
Up your nose with a ....?
Splice

2026-06-22 22:09
0
It looks like a flying...
Genius

2026-06-22 21:27
0
summer brain
It worked for Hercules

2026-06-22 08:21
-1
Percy be like
It’s already heavily weighted to Percy but we have to ask, is this Percy with or without the Achilles curse or whatever cause if he has that then it’s pretty much over for katara

2026-06-22 08:20
+1
It's not fair
“DIS STOOPID BITCH”-freedom toons

2026-06-21 21:43
+3
It's not fair
You’re only there until he finds a new mom for his kids. Smart thing would’ve been to not cheat. Smart thing in your situation is save some money and start looking for a new boyfriend/home

2026-06-21 21:41
+8
Technically True
But is it the correct solution?

2026-06-21 09:27
+5
What kind of game are we playing with ourselves
It got a chuckle from me

2026-06-20 13:51
+6
hes back
“THEY’RE RELENTLESS!!!”

2026-06-19 11:07
+1
Muppet cut please
Robinhood men in tights- Blinkin

2026-06-19 10:41
+12
respawn queen
I liked it. Number 2 is still my favorite though.

2026-06-18 07:04
+6
You have thrown it but you should have lit it on fire first
At least her friend seems to have better sense

2026-06-15 12:01
+3
You have thrown it but you should have lit it on fire first
Maybe it was a joke? Like when you’re in the middle of nowhere and you say “this place needs a dollar general”

2026-06-15 10:27
+3
yes
Top: you Bottom: the guy she tells you not to worry about

2026-06-15 08:58
+2
just cook
Then people stop eating out and restaurants go out of business and then wait staff is sitting there like “what happened?”

2026-06-15 08:56
+9
brand surgery
Statium

2026-06-15 07:04
+5
You have thrown it but you should have lit it on fire first
Hobbit came before lotr in terms of books. If anything lotr is a superior sequel.

2026-06-14 14:23
+14
Drastic problems require drastic solutions
Call someone you know to come let you out? In case no one is available then call the police to come let you out?

2026-06-14 14:20
+11
Bread science
Now eat it

2026-06-13 11:36
0
combo time
Poor choice of words

2026-06-13 11:25
0
fair enough
I think 14 year old me would be shocked more than anything. 14 year old me promised himself that he was going to live alone and enjoy his freedom and money. Me now is married with a kid.

2026-06-12 10:42
+6
I’m believing in the bonus round
Idk, 90 seems odd to call a win. Let’s round to 100. Yes I know, nobody wants to be alive that long but again, 90 is just a weird number to settle on and at that point an extra 10 years won’t feel like anything

2026-06-11 16:20
+1
She told mom
Ah, I’d just woken up and didn’t think of that. Thank you

2026-06-11 11:18
0
She told mom
How does her mom know? Is she there and can smell the food? Or is she just old fashioned and thinks a man can’t cook? If it’s the latter then ignore the old bitch

2026-06-11 08:30
-7
aura farming
"If we were to wake up one morning and find that we were all the same race, religion and nationality, we'd find some other reason to hate each other by noon."- George Aiken

2026-06-10 17:08
0
aura farming
and find that we were all the same race, religion and nationality, we'd find some other reason to hate each other by noon."- George Aiken

2026-06-10 17:07
0
Too early to win
So we were able to observe germs using microscopes in the early 1600s but didn’t really know they cause diseases until the 1900s so this meme is on point. Good job op

2026-06-10 08:50
+3
Disney lied again
They weren’t really “their” tales though. They were a collection of stories they gathered from around the country and I believe some smaller countries around Germany. That area is just messed up

2026-06-10 08:39
+3
They said discrete shipping
Ah, the Godzilla 9000 dildo.

2026-06-10 08:30
+4
Humanity overcooked
If we’re talking taxes in general then that would’ve started about 5000 years ago.

2026-06-09 07:31
+10
It's a Meme
But it wasn’t the snakes that turned you to stone right? You had to make eye contact with her for just a moment to be turned to stone.

2026-06-08 10:32
0
I'm with casoh
Hates men who play video games but sees no problem sitting around all day messing with her phone.

2026-06-08 10:27
0
We are so back
New Spyro game before GTA6 lol

2026-06-08 10:22
+1
title
Glad to see they agree on something. Also I don’t get what it’s supposed to say either

2026-06-08 10:17
+5
Critical oversight
Have to hand it to her for that one.

2026-06-08 10:12
+8
bugs clears
Just as likely: he digs through the ground and pops up anywhere other than Mordor, pulls out a map and says “I knew I should’ve taken that turn in Albuquerque

2026-06-08 10:10
+13
Career ending news
Pluto: (silence)

2026-06-08 09:18
+1
I practice number ten all the time
I never understood making your bed every morning when you get up.

2026-06-08 09:03
+5
It's a Meme
I’m laughing and I know I’m reading too much into it but wouldn’t he have turned to stone facing forward? He has to look her in the face to turn to stone right?

2026-06-07 15:10
+5
A RETRACTION
I am a simple man. I see RedRiotAlert and I downvote.

2026-06-06 11:14
+23
Trump promised to arrest them all
When it comes to people of power facing legal consequences the only thing you can count on is being disappointed.

2026-06-06 00:43
+13
Trump promised to arrest them all
Did yall really think there would be if it was released?

2026-06-05 21:37
+9
Lol
Don’t give them ideas

2026-06-05 10:19
+6
Medieval confusion
Robin: my goldfish Goldie? Blinkin: swallowed by the cat Robin: my cat? Blinkin: choked on the goldfish

2026-06-03 23:04
+3
They don't make faces
I don’t know why but I want to know the source of the bottom left one. I want to see it move for some odd reason

2026-06-03 23:02
0
Happy whatever month
What a gay month

2026-06-02 21:53
+14
Reality check
Just like how the government is full of hard working an honest politicians. They told me themselves that they did an investigation and found no wrong doing so you know it’s true

2026-06-02 07:59
0
Reality check
And the media is always trustworthy

2026-06-02 05:50
0
it's over
Hollywood got tired of anime kicking its ass so the gov had to step in because “those poor Hollywood elites”

2026-06-01 10:26
+5
not me
Literally thought this between reading the meme and clicking to come to the comments to post it. Take your like and have a good day

2026-06-01 10:19
+3
One tiny mention
Wanna Fanta?

2026-06-01 10:17
+2
Reality check
Unfortunately the damage that was done by the last administration is going to take far more than one presidential term to fix.

2026-06-01 09:03
0
Reality check
For one they’re split between the ones who want to appease their ever more insane extremest voters and the ones who have a little bit of sense who realize that they are going too far progressive. The also don’t have a strong candidate that they can all rally behind so the party is in shambles.

2026-06-01 09:02
+1
100 IQ lol
He was never given a name. He COMPARED himself to Adam (first of his kind) so some people call him Adam but he was never actually called that and the doc never gave him an actual name so he’s nameless.

2026-06-01 08:57
-2
Comics
Gay

2026-05-31 19:29
+3
dongs in a table
Why are they booing you? You’re right

2026-05-31 06:52
-12
Lil fuckers grow so fast
Splice is the movie name

2026-05-30 20:16
+2
Rapes and murders will continue until morale improves
*hear

2026-05-30 03:22
+1
rip pierre deny
“Dies at 69” Nice

2026-05-28 11:32
+1
Disney cooked it
You’re correct. They’re probably using “stocks” as a short formed way of saying “public opinion of Star Wars is at its lowest”

2026-05-28 11:28
+3
Never forget him
“on May 28th”

2026-05-28 11:24
+1
need job
Buy a car? In this economy?

2026-05-28 11:15
+2
I’ll take possibility 2 Alex because one way or another...
Possibility 3: people are tired of woke shit and being lectured to and won’t go see it because they just don’t care

2026-05-28 11:12
+19
Exam villain arc
If I even notice you’re taking a bathroom break during an exam I’m just going to assume you didn’t try to go before the exam or just don’t care about it at all like a high school drop out.

2026-05-28 11:09
+10
Democracy wins
Pretty sure most of the fanbase doesn’t count it as canon so why does it matter?

2026-05-28 10:39
+22
eepy truck
He’s TIREd

2026-05-27 14:52
+3
too much sugar...
“Is that a normal color for baby poop?”

2026-05-27 14:51
+1
matching idiots
My bet is that it’s the husband who put the eyebrows on the dog and is blaming the kid cause he knows the kid will get away with it.

2026-05-27 12:48
+6
Money apparently matters
Nope, this is a job. The whole point is to make money.

2026-05-27 12:45
+4
Vegan vampire crisis
They’d hunt humans claiming that they are saving the planet by taking out the evil humans who eat poor defenseless animals.

2026-05-27 12:39
+12
Wrong site, honey. You should be on OnlyFans.
The audacity of this bitch

2026-05-27 12:32
+10
Morning customer
He has been chosen, adopt him already

2026-05-27 07:23
+38
Kid changed the plot
No one gets cock blocked like Gaston

2026-05-26 19:20
+8
Nepo citizenship
I agree, it does suck indeed

2026-05-26 12:26
+2
Nepo citizenship
Nowhere has it been stated that we wouldn’t have enemies within our borders. Doesn’t matter who it is, we have a responsibility to protect and keep whats ours from ANYONE who tries to take it.

2026-05-26 12:05
+6
No, it’s a person who says, “I’m from the governmen...
“I’m from the government and I’m here to help” is the most frightening sentence but a sentence is not an object so doesn’t really count as a thing.

2026-05-26 10:03
+6
Nepo citizenship
Just because they fought to earn it doesn’t mean you don’t have to fight to keep it

2026-05-26 10:01
+18
The common memedroider
Studies show that the egg may simply resist the first few sperm cells to arrive so even if they got there first they may not be accepted. Just shows the egg can have piss poor taste like the woman

2026-05-26 08:23
+1
enhance image
And how much were the two different cameras?

2026-05-26 07:28
+3
Ride or die witness
Should’ve chosen your bros better

2026-05-25 12:14
+1
mulan solos
Mulans a girl worth fighting for

2026-05-25 11:53
+5
Mailman lore
Husband wants sex Wife: not tonight I have a headache Wife sees new mail lady is husbands ex and she is hot Wife suddenly feels threatened and feels like she needs to have sex to keep husband from cheating.

2026-05-25 11:46
+5
bike physics
His mistake was he took advice from an alcoholic

2026-05-25 11:44
+7
You can’t park here
“Look at me, I’m the pedestrian now” -croc

2026-05-24 23:58
+1
Mohammad with aisha
Straight down to the boiler room of Hell

2026-05-24 00:24
+5
Nolan's Idiocy
The face that launched a thousand ships…in the other direction

2026-05-24 00:20
+23
Gta 6 before drowning
Genz: this is cap fr og

2026-05-23 09:02
0
Australian card tech
Our way is clearly superior

2026-05-22 07:00
+3
Skeletor outside tonight
Something something over island of tribe with no connection to outside world something

2026-05-22 06:55
+4
Title
Anger management

2026-05-22 06:51
+2
...
Probably doesn’t help that if you have an initial attraction to someone you generate a more flattering version of them in your head so when you get to know more of their negative traits it clashes with your mental image resulting in the negative stuff seeming more important than they actually are.

2026-05-22 03:07
0
jar issue
I can still hear her voice

2026-05-21 11:56
+6
cold server
Antarctica’s too far. Let’s put them all in the northern states though cause they’re colder than the south at least

2026-05-21 11:55
-3
depression
Fall supremacy

2026-05-21 11:49
+9
Pls Disney! I promise if you ruin this movie I will never...
Look, there were plenty of dog shit Disney movies over the last few years that should’ve told you to give up on them but if you still have hope after that live action show white movie then you really are deluding yourself.

2026-05-21 09:20
+1
absurd
With gas prices the way they are the tooth fairy is trying to save gas by taking less trips per kid. Soon she’ll be hitting a few city blocks a night and all the kids will go to school the next day without any teeth

2026-05-21 09:05
0
Stop inviting me
Coming back for the comments later

2026-05-20 03:07
+9

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